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Things you HAVEN'T learned from watching Auf Pet

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:04 pm

I have no idea what the Norwegian for 'Can I get into your knickers is...'! :roll:
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Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:23 pm

How on earth the Lads got Tiger's going away present in place at The Barley Mow withoot anyone hearing ?
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Post by BarryTaylor » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:25 pm

They didn't drive up in Dennis' van?!
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Post by Ping Pong Pippa » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:28 pm

What Plan "C" was!?

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Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:36 pm

What happened in the Med, on Kenny's yacht, on the run from the Spanish Coastguard.
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Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:37 pm

If Oz ever got his Lottery winnings.
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Post by BarryTaylor » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:39 pm

How the mixed doubles went for Brenda.
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Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:40 pm

Valery Nelson's reaction when Hazel told her all aboot the wedding !
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Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:46 pm

The story behind Moxey's access to "a float" for all his passport requirements.
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Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:46 pm

What's Bombay kartoffeln?

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Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:48 pm

How to grow a herb garden on a German building site.

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Post by HerrPfister » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:48 pm

Whether Thornely Manor really did have a ghost, or not.?.!
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Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:52 pm

If Grunwald's missus ever found out aboot his Sunday sessions.
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Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:55 pm

Whatever happened to the infamous 'Call me Tiger' video.
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Re: Things you HAVEN'T learned from watching Auf Pet

Post by Tracy » Thu Oct 31, 2013 10:57 pm

What stopped Barry from getting to Saudi.
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