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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by BarryTaylor » Sun Dec 08, 2013 2:00 pm

Fiona too if ya like!
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Mon Dec 09, 2013 10:09 am

I cannit see me liking a show called Newcastle!
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Dec 09, 2013 4:43 pm

Why not like?
Is it the danger, does the thought of ya getting ya knees shattered give you a great big bonk on or summat?
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Post by Tracy » Tue Dec 24, 2013 6:42 pm

McGowans pissed off with the I-pod !
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Wed Dec 25, 2013 1:59 pm

BarryTaylor wrote:Fiona too if ya like!
Fiona? That's a Scottish name isn't it?
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Hallwood » Mon Feb 24, 2014 8:59 pm

The Erasmus Mark 20 tablet.

Now, it only has a monochrome screen, 256Mb of storage and costs twice as much as the iPad. So what can we say is the unique selling point?

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Post by Tracy » Mon Feb 24, 2014 9:50 pm

It works underwater !
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by BarryTaylor » Mon Feb 24, 2014 11:37 pm

Hallwood wrote:The Erasmus Mark 20 tablet.

Now, it only has a monochrome screen, 256Mb of storage and costs twice as much as the iPad. So what can we say is the unique selling point?
It comes in an attractive range of colours; Brown, Sable, Beige, Fawn and Grey.....
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by racesgirl2000 » Sat Jan 18, 2020 3:41 pm

I think Barry and Tatiana split up when she had an affair with his arch rival so he remarried Hazel and they raised the kid who turned out to be a girl called Valentina who prefers to be called Val, Rod went straight and married a girl called Amy and they have twins, a boy called Jamie and a girl called Amy, Moxey married Elena when he discovered that she had a bad rep as a teenager, Oz finally married Vicki, Neville and Brenda retired to the Highlands, Dennis married a rich American lady named Lorraine, Ally died from a heart attack in Marbella and Wyman became a DJ on Kiss FM. Just toying with ideas on top of a few shots, maybes not such a good idea
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Tracy » Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:36 am

Bushfires in Australia ! Oh dear ... :cry:
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by racesgirl2000 » Mon Jan 20, 2020 2:33 pm

Tracy wrote:
Mon Jan 20, 2020 7:36 am
Bushfires in Australia ! Oh dear ... :cry:
You can't blame me for trying, you know but here's my idea for a female reboot:

Dennis/Denise: Sharon Percy
Neville/Neve: Aimee Kelly
Oz/Liv: Katherine Monaghan
Wayne/Wendy: Jacqueline Jossa
Moxey/Lexi: Rachel McDowall
Barry/Billie: Zoe Dawson
Bomber: Linzi Drew

Brenda/Ben: Chris Ramsey
Vicki/Virgil: Craig Gazey
Christine/Chris: Chris Robson
Hazel/Harry: Ryan Cartwright
Ally/Allie: Blythe Duff
Big Baz/Big Beth: Gwendoline Christie
Kenny/Kelly: Amanda Redman

Or a rebooted version:

Dennis: Joe Thomas
Neville: Chris Ramsey
Oz: Rafe Spall
Wayne: John Boyega
Moxey: Jay McGuiness
Barry: Sean Kamisky
Bomber: Stephen Merchant

Brenda: Michelle Keegan
Vicki: Paloma Faith
Christine: Shivani Ghai
Hazel: Martha Howe Douglas
Ally: Joe McFadden
Big Baz: DeObia Oparei
Kenny: Shane Richie
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