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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Breaking Away » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:18 am

Ja. But you are trying Tracy. That's good.
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Dec 07, 2013 5:08 pm

The Magnificent 7 wrote:I think the gaffer should write a pilot episode.
Well, seeing as you asked for it, I might try and squeeze out the first 15 minutes or so.
I have the idea for the first episode in my bonce, its just a matter of typing it up.
Seeing as you all know the characters, it should be quite easy, as I wont have to gan into detail, 99% of you will be able to vision whats happening....
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Tracy » Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:47 pm

So you want us to have a whipround, for ya Pilot loike ?
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Breaking Away » Sat Dec 07, 2013 6:50 pm

Very droll Tracy
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Post by BarryTaylor » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:07 pm

How about this?

The lads come home from their 10th Germany stint with cash in their pockets and they've decided they are too old to stay 'on the tools', remember 'Dennis is a lot closer to Pension Day' so they resign from the OED as there isn't anything suitable for them there anymore. As Nev drops Oz and Dennis off at the Metro station they promise to go 'for a jar in the week' to talk it over.

Back at home Nev has cleared his debts with the VAT but has no money left to invest in Nevenda Homes. Sat in his lounge (same house as before) pondering over the future he emails Oz and Dennis inviting them round for a Bar-be-cue, where he gets Brenda to squeeze back into that bikini and he gets Debbie to work out a business plan for him on the iPad. With a big grin on his face and the girls plus Brenda looking at him like he's gone mad he says 'I've cracked it'....

Dennis is sat in his flat (its small and pretty bare, suggesting he barely spends any time here) looking at a photo, its a very old one of his kids Angela and Kevin. In his other hand he has a scrap of paper with Angela's mobile number on it. He's had this piece of paper some time, Wor Norma got it for him but he hasn't plucked up the courage to ring her yet. He gulps down a brandy and is about pickup his phone when his laptop beeps.
"Whys Nev emailing me?"....

Oz is back at his flat (cluttered and messier than Dennis') he is actually doing his washing (cue a shot of the infamous smalls!!) and he is singing along to Mark Knopfler playing in the background when he hears his 'phone bleep "Who the hell is emailing me, at this time o night?" Oz walks across the room and picks up his phone (latest iPhone) and reads the message.
As he replies he mutters 'I ain't wearing a tie, even if it is in Ponteland...'
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Tracy » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:12 pm

mmmm very tasty son !
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Dec 07, 2013 10:25 pm

AND?!
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Breaking Away » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:07 pm

That's good that is. Carry on son...
BTW, I presume Debbie is also in a bikini ?
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Tracy » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:18 pm

You dorty bastard !
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by BarryTaylor » Sat Dec 07, 2013 11:40 pm

Well she is 29 years old now!
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Breaking Away » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:27 am

Thanking you Barry
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Tracy » Sun Dec 08, 2013 5:33 am

May even have kiddies of her own !
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Hallwood » Sun Dec 08, 2013 10:43 am

Neville as a granddad? He won't like that. He shouldn't BE this old!

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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by BarryTaylor » Sun Dec 08, 2013 12:28 pm

He is a potentially a grandad and Kalista will be a teenager by now as well. Double Trouble!
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Re: Auf Wiedersehen Pet TODAY

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Dec 08, 2013 1:29 pm

But, Debbie will definitely be wearing a bikini though right?
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