If only the lads Swore!!

[Herr Ullrich]

As a family show AWP has always been free of extreme profanity, and rightly so. However, I sometimes like to spice things up a bit by imagining some heated moments producing some stronger vocabulary!
E.g Wayne: " did you frow that you Fxxxing lunatic?"
Or perhaps :

"Who wants to go and see a fxxxing waterfall?"

Of course our heroes would never stoop so low would they?

[Herr Ullrich]

Agga-f*****g-do !!!

[RHill]

They are so funny, witty and loveable, they wouldn't need to use such bad language. I mean they are sophisticated blokes you kna. If Oz had shouted to the tv screen: "Yee baldy auld c**t!", lots of respectable pensioners watching it around the UK would of choked on their Murray Mints.

[Ally Frasers clubs]

I think that's why BOLLOCKS was so funny when it was used

[Breaking Away]

Wayne: Hello Mrs 'ilton. My name's Wayne.
Mr 'ilton: He comes from Germany.
Mrs 'ilton: Oh. Oh, it's not about the f@*^#* roof then?
Mr 'ilton: He knew Hedley.
Mrs 'ilton: That c*#t.
Wayne: Yeah. Some of me mates met him in this hospital.
Mr 'ilton: He's dead Mabel.
Mrs 'ilton: Thank f#@k for that. Put the kettle on dear.

[AlreetPal]

If they did swear, we wouldn't have such classic lines like, 'I'd have been reet up that boilers tubes.' Instead Oz might have said, 'I was on to give that tart a reet good f¥€#ing.'

[Breaking Away]

If they did swear, I wouldn't be on this forum now. There is no way my parents would have let me watch 30 years ago.

[AlreetPal]

If they did swear, I wouldn't be on this forum now. There is no way my parents would have let me watch 30 years ago.

What a load of bollocks man.

[dan slider]

Im glad it wasn't full of swearing. Bollocks and Bastard sound so much better coming from a geordie.

[HerrPfister]

Wayne: Hello Mrs 'ilton. My name's Wayne.
Mr 'ilton: He comes from Germany.
Mrs 'ilton: Oh. Oh, it's not about the f@*^#* roof then?
Mr 'ilton: He knew Hedley.
Mrs 'ilton: That c*#t.
Wayne: Yeah. Some of me mates met him in this hospital.
Mr 'ilton: He's dead Mabel.
Mrs 'ilton: Thank f#@k for that. Put the kettle on dear.

[RHill]

I still laughed when I read that for the third time. Reminded me of that Tintin cartoon spoof that was on Youtube.

[Magowan]

Suspicion

Dennis: You're a queer one, you!
Oz: Not so f@*\ing much of the queer, thank you!

Oz: (Upon seizing Wayne's hand) Got him!
Wayne: You f@*\ing lunatic!

[The Magnificent 7]

Barry came close in 'A Home From Home', "What the F...!", great scene which was brilliantly played by Tim Spall.

When you think about it, it seems strange we didn't hear the odd F word, seven grown men on a building site it's bound to slip out some time. Also if it went out originally at 9pm I'm surprised the F word wasn't used from time to time. Although I'm not complaining as it didn't really need it just a thought I had.

[Musta bin Elbowed]

As I remember, hearing 'bollocks' on TV (even after 9pm) was a novelty back in 1983, and was indeed part of the reason why the show became such a hit. Heavier swearing was almost unheard of on TV back then.