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If only the lads Swore!!

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If only the lads Swore!!

Post by Herr Ullrich » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:25 pm

As a family show AWP has always been free of extreme profanity, and rightly so. However, I sometimes like to spice things up a bit by imagining some heated moments producing some stronger vocabulary!
E.g Wayne: " did you frow that you Fxxxing lunatic?"
Or perhaps :

"Who wants to go and see a fxxxing waterfall?"

Of course our heroes would never stoop so low would they?

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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by Herr Ullrich » Wed Nov 13, 2013 8:35 pm

Agga-f*****g-do !!!

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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by RHill » Wed Nov 13, 2013 9:08 pm

They are so funny, witty and loveable, they wouldn't need to use such bad language. I mean they are sophisticated blokes you kna. If Oz had shouted to the tv screen: "Yee baldy auld c**t!", lots of respectable pensioners watching it around the UK would of choked on their Murray Mints.

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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by Ally Frasers clubs » Thu Nov 14, 2013 1:41 am

I think that's why BOLLOCKS was so funny when it was used :D
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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by Breaking Away » Thu Nov 14, 2013 5:04 am

Wayne: Hello Mrs 'ilton. My name's Wayne.
Mr 'ilton: He comes from Germany.
Mrs 'ilton: Oh. Oh, it's not about the f@*^#* roof then?
Mr 'ilton: He knew Hedley.
Mrs 'ilton: That c*#t.
Wayne: Yeah. Some of me mates met him in this hospital.
Mr 'ilton: He's dead Mabel.
Mrs 'ilton: Thank f#@k for that. Put the kettle on dear.
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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by AlreetPal » Thu Nov 14, 2013 7:37 am

If they did swear, we wouldn't have such classic lines like, 'I'd have been reet up that boilers tubes.' Instead Oz might have said, 'I was on to give that tart a reet good f¥€#ing.'
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.

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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by Breaking Away » Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:07 am

If they did swear, I wouldn't be on this forum now. There is no way my parents would have let me watch 30 years ago.
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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by AlreetPal » Thu Nov 14, 2013 11:09 am

Breaking Away wrote:If they did swear, I wouldn't be on this forum now. There is no way my parents would have let me watch 30 years ago.
What a load of bollocks man. :)
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by dan slider » Thu Nov 14, 2013 12:33 pm

Im glad it wasn't full of swearing. Bollocks and Bastard sound so much better coming from a geordie.
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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by HerrPfister » Thu Nov 14, 2013 3:27 pm

Breaking Away wrote:Wayne: Hello Mrs 'ilton. My name's Wayne.
Mr 'ilton: He comes from Germany.
Mrs 'ilton: Oh. Oh, it's not about the f@*^#* roof then?
Mr 'ilton: He knew Hedley.
Mrs 'ilton: That c*#t.
Wayne: Yeah. Some of me mates met him in this hospital.
Mr 'ilton: He's dead Mabel.
Mrs 'ilton: Thank f#@k for that. Put the kettle on dear.
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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by RHill » Thu Nov 14, 2013 8:38 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: I still laughed when I read that for the third time. Reminded me of that Tintin cartoon spoof that was on Youtube.

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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by Magowan » Thu Dec 05, 2013 2:57 pm

Suspicion

Dennis: You're a queer one, you!
Oz: Not so f@*\ing much of the queer, thank you!

Oz: (Upon seizing Wayne's hand) Got him!
Wayne: You f@*\ing lunatic!
GET BAAAAAAAACK!

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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by The Magnificent 7 » Fri Dec 06, 2013 9:09 pm

Barry came close in 'A Home From Home', "What the F...!", great scene which was brilliantly played by Tim Spall.

When you think about it, it seems strange we didn't hear the odd F word, seven grown men on a building site it's bound to slip out some time. Also if it went out originally at 9pm I'm surprised the F word wasn't used from time to time. Although I'm not complaining as it didn't really need it just a thought I had.
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Re: If only the lads Swore!!

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Sat Dec 07, 2013 12:42 pm

As I remember, hearing 'bollocks' on TV (even after 9pm) was a novelty back in 1983, and was indeed part of the reason why the show became such a hit. Heavier swearing was almost unheard of on TV back then.

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