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Novelisations

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:09 pm

I know we've had a few chats about the 2nd series novelisation on here but has anyone ever read the novelisation of the first series? Any differences from the show?

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Re: Novelisations

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 4:34 pm

Musta bin Elbowed wrote:I know we've had a few chats about the 2nd series novelisation on here but has anyone ever read the novelisation of the first series? Any differences from the show?
Quite a few if I remember. I'll dig out the book a have a read through.
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Re: Novelisations

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:06 pm

Reet then, I shall begin.


At the bar when Oz and Wayne are talking about the brothel, the book has Bomber in the conversation.

"Want another?" asked Oz.
Oz half turned, saw the girl, realised Wayne's game. "I think we're off in a minute," he said, then called out to Bomber. "Aren't we, Bomber?"
"That's it!" the big man boomed. "Sup it up. Things have to be done, and that's a fact!"
When Oz turned back, he found Wayne looking at him with a sly smile. "You ever been to a brothel,Oz?"

The rest of the conversation is the same as the programme.
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Re: Novelisations

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:09 pm

When Oz returns from the brothel with Dennis while Oz is telling Nev about it all it's all the same, but Oz smokes. :shock:

'Oz sighed heavily at the memory of it all. He took another suspense-building drag on his smoke'
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Re: Novelisations

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:12 pm

Nev after the football match comes into the hut,
"Turkey 2 England 3. Right. Five minutes left, i get the ball on the right wing, go past the left back. Then a cross and that Scots lad slots it in. He's an animal, but he's a canny player."
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Re: Novelisations

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:19 pm

Before Nev's last night out and the Lotte tattoo, Oz, Den and Nev all go for a meal to a restaurant. It goes on a bit, but it's basically Den telling Oz to sit up straight, not allowing him a pint, but to drink wine and no farting. After wondering what the menu means they all decide on steak, mit chips and peas.
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Re: Novelisations

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:21 pm

When Nev arrives back from the night out, Oz has to go and get Den from the shower block who is having a shave.
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Re: Novelisations

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:23 pm

The book has Oz's head going through the space invaders machine, and not the pinball machine.
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Re: Novelisations

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:27 pm

When the lads ask Oz about Rod, Oz says,"It's really Rod. The wife named him after Rod Stewart. She's crazy about the fella, before she got on to Barry Manilow."
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Re: Novelisations

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:29 pm

Alreetpal - forgive me fella but I stopped reading after your first post as I have the novelisation and plan to read it this week so didnt want any 'spoilers'! Just wanted to know if it was worth reading for any extra bits, so will come back to this thread once I've read the book.

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Re: Novelisations

Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 5:31 pm

Sorry Musta, didn't realise. :oops:
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Re: Novelisations

Post by Tracy » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:24 pm

AlreetPal, I doont have the book so dankashern, much obliged to ya ! A smoking Oz ? Whatever next, a tea-total Den ?!
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Re: Novelisations

Post by RHill » Mon Mar 31, 2014 7:35 pm

It's worth buying, Tracy. There is a copy for sale on Ebay for only £2.99 free postage. Well gan get it then.

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Post by AlreetPal » Mon Mar 31, 2014 8:01 pm

Tracy wrote:AlreetPal, I doont have the book so dankashern, much obliged to ya ! A smoking Oz ? Whatever next, a tea-total Den ?!
I'll carry on then, if Musta is gan to steer clear of this thread.
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Re: Novelisations

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Mar 31, 2014 9:19 pm

AlreetPal wrote:Before Nev's last night out and the Lotte tattoo, Oz, Den and Nev all go for a meal to a restaurant. It goes on a bit, but it's basically Den telling Oz to sit up straight, not allowing him a pint, but to drink wine and no farting. After wondering what the menu means they all decide on steak, mit chips and peas.
Thats that clip on the outtakes video!
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