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The 10 Pet Commandments.

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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by dan slider » Sat May 10, 2014 7:53 pm

Tho shall not let Vandals scroll names of German football teams on our hut
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat May 10, 2014 9:25 pm

I've updated the first post in this section.
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by shirley pollard » Sat May 10, 2014 9:44 pm

thou shalt not forget hazel at the wai ling
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by RHill » Sat May 10, 2014 9:58 pm

Thou shalt not enter room 612.

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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Dennis Patterson » Sat May 10, 2014 10:00 pm

Thou shalt not drive one's car un-insured into Germany
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Tracy » Sun May 11, 2014 1:12 am

Thou shalt not be working as carpenter when you are really bricklayer !
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Lou » Sun May 11, 2014 10:06 am

Thou shalt not go on the auf pet website all day when you have got a family to look after and housework to do (according to my husband!)
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Lou » Sun May 11, 2014 10:08 am

Those shalt not go swimming without shaving your armpits!
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Lou » Sun May 11, 2014 10:11 am

Thou shalt not drink penis coladas till dawn
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Lou » Sun May 11, 2014 10:13 am

Thou shalt not bet the down payment of a three piece suite on roulette
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Lou » Sun May 11, 2014 10:14 am

Thou shalt not spend all day sitting in the sun drinking scotch and looking at pretty girls
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Lou » Sun May 11, 2014 10:15 am

Thou shalt not chin big baz
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Lou » Sun May 11, 2014 10:16 am

Thou shalt not do it in my house, not before I have!
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Lou » Sun May 11, 2014 10:18 am

Thou shalt not need wet nursing!
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Re: The 10 Pet Commandments.

Post by Lou » Sun May 11, 2014 10:19 am

Thou shalt not throw a tantrum, only a shoe brush
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