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'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
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At work the other day, one of the female workers was talking about her week off this week and how she was going to Menorca.
I really wanted to say, 'Where abouts is it Menorca?....'
I couldn't as she's a thought I was a reet daft northern bugger!
I really wanted to say, 'Where abouts is it Menorca?....'
I couldn't as she's a thought I was a reet daft northern bugger!

Re: 'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
Had a similar experience in the past. A woman who used to work with us and whom
I didn't really know well, was talking about getting a new job, and how excited she
was... she said to the people listening "I'll really miss you lot, but I'm so glad
I got the job, I'm as happy as a pig in Muck"
You don't need two guesses what was on the tip of me tongue, but i never quite came
out with it !
I didn't really know well, was talking about getting a new job, and how excited she
was... she said to the people listening "I'll really miss you lot, but I'm so glad
I got the job, I'm as happy as a pig in Muck"
You don't need two guesses what was on the tip of me tongue, but i never quite came
out with it !
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Re: 'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
This is not a thing to boast! Poor work fellas - it is your duty to Auf people every chance you get, no matter how odd it makes you look. Shame on you both 

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Re: 'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
if I'm driving on my own I'll say 'howay man you pillock' when slow gits are in front of me, but if the Mrs is with me then I'll not say it at all, because she would think I'm too mad on AWP


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Re: 'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
I'm with Musta on this one. In the words of that piss-artist Calhoun :
"Youse all a bunch of bloody amateurs!!!"
"Youse all a bunch of bloody amateurs!!!"

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Re: 'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
How much of an idiot do I look when I (quite regularly) give a Bomber style "Lucky old bugger!" complete with West Country accent? I dont care 

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Re: 'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
Every time someone says "to cut a long story short" I want to say "which I wish you would mate!"

Re: 'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
Every time someone asks me "what are you doing here?" I want to reply with "Everybody's got to be somewhere, sir".
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Re: 'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
Whenever the gas engineer comes out to service my central heating I always hope he screws up so I can crowbar in a remark that he's "made a right bollocks of this relationship with the boiler".
Never happens though
Never happens though

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Queues in shops and places do my head in when a friend of someone in a queue thinks they can push in with the mate, another time when i dont say 'Whats the beef here' as it causes all sorts of shite in Notts... Although today i did do it with a grandad who blurted his number plate to the boiler in halfords who was serving me.. chap looked shocked..



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I got a new works van a few months back, and trying to keep it immaculate, keep the gaffer happy etc.
Anyway, just last neet I opened the door to get my youngest daughter in. Just as I opened the door the kids playing football, booted it just for it to whack the bonnet!
In my head I heard....."WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!......."
Sadly it didn't come out.
Anyway, just last neet I opened the door to get my youngest daughter in. Just as I opened the door the kids playing football, booted it just for it to whack the bonnet!
In my head I heard....."WILL YOU PEOPLE PLEASE BE CAREFUL!!......."
Sadly it didn't come out.

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Re: 'NOT' talking Pet in real life.
Gibbo42 wrote:If end another sentance with 'man' my mrs is going to flip!
Yet she doesn't mind being called pet ten times a day. Weird...

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Hi breakin( by the way what's your real name!)Breaking Away wrote:Gibbo42 wrote:If end another sentance with 'man' my mrs is going to flip!
Yet she doesn't mind being called pet ten times a day. Weird...
We would love to move to New Zealand, hubby is at British telecom (poor little busby)
Where do you live and what's it like
