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If the lads had Facebook.

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Jun 22, 2015 6:32 am

In another topic it's been mentioned what it would be like if the lads had Facebook. Can you imagine some of the posts between them?
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Re: If the lads had Facebook.

Post by Hallwood » Wed Jun 24, 2015 3:33 pm

Dennis' relationship status while in Germany would be "It's complicated".

Barry would be posting links to interesting articles from the Sunday People website about unregistered old people's homes.

Nev would be using it to swap soppy messages with Brenda.

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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jun 26, 2015 6:57 am

I wonder if the lads would be 'friends' with McGowan?....
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Re: If the lads had Facebook.

Post by Lou » Fri Jun 26, 2015 7:12 am

Oz would have no chance running off from Marjorie, doing one of his dawn departures. She'd track him down like a bloodhound.
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Re: If the lads had Facebook.

Post by GeordieMaffia » Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:25 am

I think poor Neville is under the thumb enough without having Brenda scrutinise everything on his Facebook account.

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Re: If the lads had Facebook.

Post by Lou » Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:51 am

If they had google Barry would be redundant as the Prince of Trivia
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Re: If the lads had Facebook.

Post by Lou » Fri Jun 26, 2015 8:59 am

Imagine if they had youtube, they could do some of those "how to"videos. Dennis could do a "how to find out if your wall's plumb" one. Moxey could do a "best way to start a fire" one.
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Re: If the lads had Facebook.

Post by Lou » Fri Jun 26, 2015 10:08 am

Neville could do a cookery demonstration," how to make the perfect Yorkshire pudding."
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Post by GeordieMaffia » Fri Jun 26, 2015 3:41 pm

Wayne could do a 'How to create a message on a wood plaque for a loved one'

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Re: If the lads had Facebook.

Post by Lou » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:31 am

Bomber could do how to cast a fishing line, pull snap, pull snap
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Re: If the lads had Facebook.

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sun Jun 28, 2015 4:51 pm

The lads could do a 'How To Syncronise Swim Bare Arsed'.
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Re: If the lads had Facebook.

Post by Lou » Sun Jun 28, 2015 9:33 pm

Veea could do how to grind your husband down to a littlest nub and then get him to come running back to you, bitch!
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