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Come Dine with the Lads

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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Lou » Sat Jul 18, 2015 9:44 am

Oz
Starter:- cold baked beans served straight from the tin (whilst walking round with your hands down your underpants)
Main:- toast, served on top of a sweaty groin area making sure the butter is spread from between the legs
Dessert:- pickled onions from the jar followed by drinking the vinegar.
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jul 18, 2015 7:48 pm

Moxey's Menu.

Starter: Anything with Sauerkraut
Main: Prawn Curry
Pudding: A Bun.

All washed down with a bottle of valpolicella eh?
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by terryleather » Sun Jul 19, 2015 2:03 pm

Vicky-"rape!"(Monkfish) or maybe scampi,she knows where she is with scampi.
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Lou » Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:18 pm

Marjorie
Starter : Bacon and eggs
Main : Anything except curry, it stays with her for days...
Dessert : Chianti, hurled straight down the neck
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Lou » Sun Jul 19, 2015 3:22 pm

Vera
Starter : Duty free gin, served in a glass from the bathroom
Main : Anything from a tin, apparently she can make a meal out of tins, Dennis can vouch for her.
Dessert : Coffee and digestives
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by HerrPfister » Sat Oct 17, 2015 8:02 pm

Arthur 'Tiger' Pringle

Breakfast : Tea & Toast, I told you that when you registered*

Lunch : I'm not doing lunches!!! :evil:

Dinner : Crisps, or that sandwich

(*marmite optional)
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Sat Oct 17, 2015 9:25 pm

Wayne

Starter - Spicy beef (well tasty son) with that last prawn ball
Main - Eine grosse mac mit French fries (courtesy of Barry the Radish and his delivery bike)
Dessert - tart (with custard)

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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by terryleather » Sun Oct 18, 2015 5:20 am

Barry-a "country house" breakfast with home-baked bread and best back of bacon.
And badly-fried eggs.
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by rodoz » Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:41 am

Lamb Tikka, chicken tandoori, couple of onion bhaji's and special fried rice for Ally and Dennis with crushed nuts for Big Baz.

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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by racesgirl2000 » Fri Nov 08, 2019 4:24 pm

rodoz wrote:
Sun Oct 18, 2015 9:41 am
Lamb Tikka, chicken tandoori, couple of onion bhaji's and special fried rice for Ally and Dennis with crushed nuts for Big Baz.
As long as Ally didn't drug Dennis's food
Oi oi, what's the word then

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