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Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Lou » Fri Jul 17, 2015 3:54 pm

Love watching this programme and was thinking what culinary delights the lads might make if they went on it.

Barry and Hazel.
Starter:- Avocado and Prawn (not vinegarette) and a home made brown bread
cob.
Main:- Hand Tickled English Trout (not from the Mediterranean, would you eat
fish straight out of a toilet?) Caught in a grey leather jacket.
Dessert:- Hazel's Victoria Sponge Cake (it's fresh!)
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Lou » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:27 pm

Moxey
Starter:- Scratchings a la Pork
Main:- Frankfurters cooked in the tin
Dessert:- Donut and a glass of milk
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Hedley Irwin » Fri Jul 17, 2015 5:36 pm

Neville and Brenda:
Starter: Lobster Thermidor
Main: Leg of lamb, "Lincolnshire" pudding
Pudding: Brenda's sister's chocolate cake, Fruit (it's important)
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Lou » Fri Jul 17, 2015 7:38 pm

Hedley Irwin wrote:Neville and Brenda:
Starter: Lobster Thermidor
Main: Leg of lamb, "Lincolnshire" pudding
Pudding: Brenda's sister's chocolate cake, Fruit (it's important)
No mashed banana and chips hedley?.......
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:34 pm

Lou your first post made me laugh!
Utterly brilliant!
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:42 pm

Dinner with the Norris!

Brussel sprouts served with sandwich spread and tartare sauce.
Bangers only no mash, warmed up slightly with a hairdryer.
Cream only, cause he creamed the lads at pontoon innit....
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Lou » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:48 pm

Wayne
Starter :- cheap bottle of plonk from the local German offie
Main:- Three gin and oranges
Dessert:- 6 and 9 69 meal for two.......use your imagination chaps !
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Lou » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:49 pm

Bloody hell Lee, I was posting that at the same time as you!
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:50 pm

Aww Lou, that's not your job pet man....
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:51 pm

Hazel would simply order in!

3 bottles of Sake, 3 Egg Foo Yung!....
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:57 pm

Dennis would have a cultural delight including.....

Starter: Pilchards smothered in Raspberry Jam.
Main: Rack a Lamb or fresh local Trout from The Pheasant in illworth.
Dessert: Cheese and Crackers and a Brandy if the waitress has 5 minutes....
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Hedley Irwin » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:27 pm

Lou wrote:Moxey
Starter:- Scratchings a la Pork
Main:- Frankfurters cooked in the tin
Dessert:- Donut and a glass of milk
Or maybe tea and bread for main
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Jul 17, 2015 9:38 pm

Oz....

Starter: Gin with ice.
Main: Curry, but just sling it straight doon the bog, cut the middle man out.
Dessert: Obviously 'Awww strawberries...' or queer tasting fancys that bring on a raging thirst mind!
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Hedley Irwin » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:29 am

Vicki and Ally
Starter: Breakfast in bed
Main: Steamed turbot stuffed with scallops
Pudding: Chocolate mousse
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Re: Come Dine with the Lads

Post by Tracy » Sat Jul 18, 2015 6:46 am

Bomber.
Starter; Jam sandwich and a cuppa tea. "So put the bloody kettle on !"
Main; Pint and a pie.
Pudding; Williams Schnaps. "Seeings its a special occasion."
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