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Come Dine with the Lads
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Come Dine with the Lads
Love watching this programme and was thinking what culinary delights the lads might make if they went on it.
Barry and Hazel.
Starter:- Avocado and Prawn (not vinegarette) and a home made brown bread
cob.
Main:- Hand Tickled English Trout (not from the Mediterranean, would you eat
fish straight out of a toilet?) Caught in a grey leather jacket.
Dessert:- Hazel's Victoria Sponge Cake (it's fresh!)
Barry and Hazel.
Starter:- Avocado and Prawn (not vinegarette) and a home made brown bread
cob.
Main:- Hand Tickled English Trout (not from the Mediterranean, would you eat
fish straight out of a toilet?) Caught in a grey leather jacket.
Dessert:- Hazel's Victoria Sponge Cake (it's fresh!)

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Moxey
Starter:- Scratchings a la Pork
Main:- Frankfurters cooked in the tin
Dessert:- Donut and a glass of milk
Starter:- Scratchings a la Pork
Main:- Frankfurters cooked in the tin
Dessert:- Donut and a glass of milk

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Neville and Brenda:
Starter: Lobster Thermidor
Main: Leg of lamb, "Lincolnshire" pudding
Pudding: Brenda's sister's chocolate cake, Fruit (it's important)
Starter: Lobster Thermidor
Main: Leg of lamb, "Lincolnshire" pudding
Pudding: Brenda's sister's chocolate cake, Fruit (it's important)

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Re: Come Dine with the Lads
No mashed banana and chips hedley?.......Hedley Irwin wrote:Neville and Brenda:
Starter: Lobster Thermidor
Main: Leg of lamb, "Lincolnshire" pudding
Pudding: Brenda's sister's chocolate cake, Fruit (it's important)

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Re: Come Dine with the Lads
Dinner with the Norris!
Brussel sprouts served with sandwich spread and tartare sauce.
Bangers only no mash, warmed up slightly with a hairdryer.
Cream only, cause he creamed the lads at pontoon innit....
Brussel sprouts served with sandwich spread and tartare sauce.
Bangers only no mash, warmed up slightly with a hairdryer.
Cream only, cause he creamed the lads at pontoon innit....

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Wayne
Starter :- cheap bottle of plonk from the local German offie
Main:- Three gin and oranges
Dessert:- 6 and 9 69 meal for two.......use your imagination chaps !
Starter :- cheap bottle of plonk from the local German offie
Main:- Three gin and oranges
Dessert:- 6 and 9 69 meal for two.......use your imagination chaps !

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Re: Come Dine with the Lads
Dennis would have a cultural delight including.....
Starter: Pilchards smothered in Raspberry Jam.
Main: Rack a Lamb or fresh local Trout from The Pheasant in illworth.
Dessert: Cheese and Crackers and a Brandy if the waitress has 5 minutes....
Starter: Pilchards smothered in Raspberry Jam.
Main: Rack a Lamb or fresh local Trout from The Pheasant in illworth.
Dessert: Cheese and Crackers and a Brandy if the waitress has 5 minutes....

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Or maybe tea and bread for mainLou wrote:Moxey
Starter:- Scratchings a la Pork
Main:- Frankfurters cooked in the tin
Dessert:- Donut and a glass of milk

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Oz....
Starter: Gin with ice.
Main: Curry, but just sling it straight doon the bog, cut the middle man out.
Dessert: Obviously 'Awww strawberries...' or queer tasting fancys that bring on a raging thirst mind!
Starter: Gin with ice.
Main: Curry, but just sling it straight doon the bog, cut the middle man out.
Dessert: Obviously 'Awww strawberries...' or queer tasting fancys that bring on a raging thirst mind!

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Re: Come Dine with the Lads
Vicki and Ally
Starter: Breakfast in bed
Main: Steamed turbot stuffed with scallops
Pudding: Chocolate mousse
Starter: Breakfast in bed
Main: Steamed turbot stuffed with scallops
Pudding: Chocolate mousse

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Re: Come Dine with the Lads
Bomber.
Starter; Jam sandwich and a cuppa tea. "So put the bloody kettle on !"
Main; Pint and a pie.
Pudding; Williams Schnaps. "Seeings its a special occasion."
Starter; Jam sandwich and a cuppa tea. "So put the bloody kettle on !"
Main; Pint and a pie.
Pudding; Williams Schnaps. "Seeings its a special occasion."
