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Things You Would Never See Today.

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by RHill » Tue Aug 18, 2015 11:12 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Blokes in Robin Hood hats wearing a waistcoat, chopping wood willy nilly without orange sponged earmuffs!
Howd on! That photo you submitted? Look at those white buttons on his waist coat. That is something you will never see again, guaranteed!

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by Magowan » Wed Aug 19, 2015 12:20 pm

BarryTaylor wrote:Dennis and Nev getting lost looking for Barry's house, they would simply use a Sat Nav.
After having received an E-Mail from Barry and not a letter asking for help to finish his house in time.
GET BAAAAAAAACK!

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by Hallwood » Fri Aug 21, 2015 10:46 am

You wouldn't see a drama series being commissioned for ITV these days with 13 episodes. Six or seven at most.

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Fri Aug 21, 2015 8:27 pm

You wouldn't see a carpenter taking off a door handle with a manual screwdriver.
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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by terryleather » Sat Aug 22, 2015 7:13 am

Dimmer switches and serving hatches(for Brussel sprouts)?
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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by Hedley Irwin » Sat Aug 22, 2015 9:09 pm

An aeroplane passenger being told to extinguish all cigarettes because we're coming into land
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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by mikecullen1978 » Fri Sep 16, 2016 4:32 pm

German porn videos in a coffin.
My name's Ozbourne what for like?

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by Johnross1983 » Fri Mar 31, 2017 9:51 pm

Lou wrote:Someone writing postcards at every "point of interest"
Someone just writing postcards!
"Dearest Brenda, We are now at sea..."

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by Johnross1983 » Fri Mar 31, 2017 10:02 pm

Anybody on a building site without a hard hard and high vis clothes, possibly gloves and steel toe capped boots.
Sleeping in a hut on the site, site left open all night.
"Dearest Brenda, We are now at sea..."

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by staveley » Mon Apr 03, 2017 12:18 am

Brenda and Dennis's girlfriend getting excited about a cheap looking yellow T shirt back in Ally Frasers villa.

Post office robbery getting headline news.

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by Timmy » Thu Apr 06, 2017 8:48 am

:P> You wouldn't see smoking in a taxi, pub, restaurant. Even in Germany!

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by terryleather » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:36 am

Weird-looking bearded blokes grinding organs for money on the Strasse.
Too cheap to bother buying a monkey to sit on his shoulder and all! :?
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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by terryleather » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:36 am

Weird-looking bearded blokes grinding organs for money on the Strasse.
Too cheap to bother buying a monkey to sit on his shoulder and all! :?

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Re: Things You Would Never See Today.

Post by Hedley Irwin » Sat Apr 08, 2017 11:27 am

Timmy wrote::P> You wouldn't see smoking in a taxi, pub, restaurant. Even in Germany!
You can still smoke in pubs and bars in most of Germany provided that children aren't allowed in, food isn't served, or you have a separate room where children aren't allowed in and food isn't served.
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