Howd on! That photo you submitted? Look at those white buttons on his waist coat. That is something you will never see again, guaranteed!Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Blokes in Robin Hood hats wearing a waistcoat, chopping wood willy nilly without orange sponged earmuffs!
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After having received an E-Mail from Barry and not a letter asking for help to finish his house in time.BarryTaylor wrote:Dennis and Nev getting lost looking for Barry's house, they would simply use a Sat Nav.
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You wouldn't see a drama series being commissioned for ITV these days with 13 episodes. Six or seven at most.
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You wouldn't see a carpenter taking off a door handle with a manual screwdriver.

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An aeroplane passenger being told to extinguish all cigarettes because we're coming into land

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German porn videos in a coffin.
My name's Ozbourne what for like?
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Someone just writing postcards!Lou wrote:Someone writing postcards at every "point of interest"
"Dearest Brenda, We are now at sea..."
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Anybody on a building site without a hard hard and high vis clothes, possibly gloves and steel toe capped boots.
Sleeping in a hut on the site, site left open all night.
Sleeping in a hut on the site, site left open all night.
"Dearest Brenda, We are now at sea..."
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Brenda and Dennis's girlfriend getting excited about a cheap looking yellow T shirt back in Ally Frasers villa.
Post office robbery getting headline news.
Post office robbery getting headline news.
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Weird-looking bearded blokes grinding organs for money on the Strasse.
Too cheap to bother buying a monkey to sit on his shoulder and all!
Too cheap to bother buying a monkey to sit on his shoulder and all!


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Weird-looking bearded blokes grinding organs for money on the Strasse.
Too cheap to bother buying a monkey to sit on his shoulder and all!
Too cheap to bother buying a monkey to sit on his shoulder and all!

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You can still smoke in pubs and bars in most of Germany provided that children aren't allowed in, food isn't served, or you have a separate room where children aren't allowed in and food isn't served.Timmy wrote:> You wouldn't see smoking in a taxi, pub, restaurant. Even in Germany!

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