Auf Pet Scenes in Real Life

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

What I have just seen tonight will go down in history, alright maybe not.

Anyway, I had to go to the Plumb Center for some parts for a shower for my gaffer like.
It was 10 minutes before closing and they were scurrying around putting stuff away, and there was a lad before me buying pipes and all sorts of gear.

As I waited patiently after being served and the little gadgie was looking for my knob in the back, the other lad who had been around the back with a woman looking at pipes and knobs, he then came out with a long length under his arm saying...."Hey, this is it, get your pipes and eggs all in the same place...."

To my massive amusement, on the counter next to a load of taps and shiny knobs, was a tray of eggs! They were only selling them just like Jack was in the builders merchant back in Thornley. Well I declare as they say in the trade!

I so wanted to get a picture, but didn't dare for obvious reasons, plus my stupid face from trying to keep in the laughter must have looked odd.

Anyone else ever, had this, you know, anyone?

[Lou]

I hate the breakfast abroad when they always have the ham cheese and eggs on the table. There's always a broken egg there. Nice when you've got a hangover! Vile. Always reminds me of the brekkie scene with the lads.

[AWP Corsa Tim]

You do get about Mr Barratt.. Bloody gaffers eh!!

[HerrPfister]

the little gadgie was looking for my knob in the back,

Would ye like to re-phrase that, Gaffer?!?

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Knob for the shower, ya dorty bastard!

[HerrPfister]

Aye, so yee say...

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Always been the tunnel not the funnel for me mate

[Lou]

Vile!