La Villa Amarilla

[Fletch]

Hi Folks,

Have any of you stopped or enquired about the villa in Spain from some series 2?
Was thinking of maybe looking into it for next year's family holiday, depending on costs etc...

http://www.lavillaamarilla.com/

[Tracy]

Only in my dreams !

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Bit pricey.....

[Fletch]

Oh no is it?? I thought it might be......oh well Fuengirola b&b then.

[Musta bin Elbowed]

How much is it? I cant see any rates on that site. Given there's five bedrooms it should be affordable if enough people went. Not sure about the live-in housekeeper though

[Lou]

How much is it? I cant see any rates on that site. Given there's five bedrooms it should be affordable if enough people went. Not sure about the live-in housekeeper though

If I were you id make the most of her. Fill yer boots pal! Wages for sex!

[Timmy]

These look like the weekly tariffs squire.
Remember, lights out at 10 and no muddy boots or dirty overalls:

Note: * The rates include electricity to the value of 50 euros per week, any consumption in excess of this is metered and charged at cost.
We require a security deposit of 500 euros for costs of phone calls, damage to property, etc. The deposit should be paid on or before arrival at the villa. After deductions of any costs the balance is returned to the guest on their departure.
* Phone calls are metered and are charged at cost.
* Maid service from Monday to Friday is included.
DUTIES OF THE MAID


(1) WORKING HOURS - Monday to Friday - 9.am. to 2 pm / 5 .pm to 8 pm.

(2) THE DUTIES OF MARILOU ARE AS FOLLOWS :
(a) Clean the villa.
(b) To make the beds, tidy rooms, change sheets weekly.
(c) Clearing up after meals.

(3) DUTIES DO NOT INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING :
(a) Clearing up and tidying personal belongings.
(b) Preparing and cooking meals unless by special arrangement.
(c) Daily laundering of personal clothes.
(d) Taking care of children (especially in volume).
(e) Clearing up after late night revelries? Guests are requested to help carry crockery, bottles, glasses, plates, etc., to the kitchen and put into the dishwasher.

(4) BABYSITTING.
Should guests wish to use Marilou for a baby-sitting service then arrangements can be made directly with Marilou. The cost of baby-sitting is 12 euros per hour.

Period €GBP 30 May to 2 July 2016 €GBP £2,750.00
3 July to 18 September 2016€GBP £3,500.00
19 Sept to 28 oct 2016 €GBP £2,950.00
Prices may be subject to change at the owner's discretion.

[Fletch]

Thanks Timmy, I looked for the cost online too but couldn't find it. If you split it between friends I don't think the value is to much, depending on cheap flight deals.

[Fletch]

As for the maid do know if she's " a canny bit of tackle"

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Not bad really. A week in Sept or Oct for five would be £600 per head, so that's a grand with flights. Self catering so no need to eat out every single night. I reckon two grand per head should do it.

Anyone?

[Fletch]

I reckon you’ll need more than that to do the hat trick every night..... beer, curry then brothel

[Lou]

Don't forget the disco. Classic quartet

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

You'll not be able to hear your records for the concrete mixer mind.....

[Lou]

You'll not be able to hear your records for the concrete mixer mind.....

You don't usually complain as a rule do you lee......

[Fletch]

just noticed on another thread, someone off the forum was stopping there, but it would appear he's not commented in awhile.
That's a shame would have nice to have seen some pic's or video footage.