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Trumps Mexican wall - who will build it?

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Trumps Mexican wall - who will build it?

Post by staveley » Wed Nov 09, 2016 2:15 pm

I can just imagine the lads in the US, just finishing the bridge, when they get news of Trump being elected President.... would make a great fan fiction, could start something like this...'
Dennis: Look lads, I don't think we should be packing our bags just yet, there's a chance we might get this job. Mind... we'll need a few more workers. Chip, how are your lads fixed?
Barry: I think you're underestimating the size of this job, we'd need every native American in the country to build it. Mind you, there may be some rivalry between the tribes and we could end up having a fight on our hands just like in Middlesborough. May I say at this point that Tatiana has a direct phone line to Ivanka and I'll get her on the case right away.
Bomber: Bombers settled in this country now, so count Bomber in.

I'll have a go on a full episodes worth but not much time at the moment.

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Re: Trumps Mexican wall - who will build it?

Post by Lou » Wed Nov 09, 2016 3:34 pm

Sounds good, think you should carry on!
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Re: Trumps Mexican wall - who will build it?

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Nov 09, 2016 3:35 pm

He needs a sodding wall built round himself with the amount of insults he dishes out!
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Post by AlreetPal » Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:29 pm

As Nev said, 'Think of all the lads he'll employ, they'll all be millionaires.'
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Re: Trumps Mexican wall - who will build it?

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Wed Nov 09, 2016 8:46 pm

To put this into perspective.
27 years ago today the Berlin Wall came down. I feel saddened.
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Re: Trumps Mexican wall - who will build it?

Post by Lou » Wed Nov 09, 2016 10:22 pm

He's nothing but a racist, sexist, homophobic, egotistical wildlife murdering nob!
I'll let you know if I can think of a few more names!
God help America!
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Re: Trumps Mexican wall - who will build it?

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Thu Nov 10, 2016 1:45 pm

Its the Dickhead Spring.

Mind you've got a point, if he does start the wall it would make a great setting for a Pet-style comedy/drama about the people working on it

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