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Wayne's conquests

Post by Gary M » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:21 pm

How would you rank the women Wayne pulled?

[OK, so Ingrid gave him the spanish archer and the cowgirl at Harry's boozer cut him short, but I'm including them anyway.]

Here's my list:

1. Ingrid
2. Carol Pringle
3. Cowgirl at Harry's
4. Crista
5. Heidi

I wonder where the girl at the post office would have rated?

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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Feb 11, 2013 8:43 pm

Ingrid number 1 for me also, she had fantastic whatsits.....
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Post by Hedley Irwin » Mon Feb 11, 2013 11:19 pm

Gina McKee, all day long
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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by Gary M » Tue Feb 12, 2013 12:15 am

Aye, Gina still scrubs up well doesn't she? I wonder if Ingrid still looks smokin'...

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Post by Tracy » Tue Feb 12, 2013 5:32 am

Aye dream of Gina !!!
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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by dan slider » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:02 am

I liked Heidi, although we didn't see too much of her.
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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by Si » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:26 pm

it's a good poser to be fair.

Most of my fave's are non-Wayne girls: Mrs Bellamy, Brenda, Mrs Chatterly etc.

But of all the Wayne ones I think i'd have to go for Heidi. She was in a porn mag scene in Only Fools and Horses y'know :)
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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:29 pm

WHAT?!!!
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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by Si » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:33 pm

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:WHAT?!!!
She was selling them in the newsagents :lol:
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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:39 pm

Damn!
My mind was wandering....
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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by Si » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:40 pm

I'm sure Rodney's was too ;)

You do see her in her nightgown though :)
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:43 pm

Oh I know here now! Is that her?!
I have the episode, where Del thinks its his Daughter?
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Post by Si » Tue Feb 12, 2013 10:45 pm

That's the one. Happy Returns, series 4 ep 1 :D
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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by HerrPfister » Thu Feb 14, 2013 2:03 pm

Gary M wrote:1. Ingrid
2. Carol Pringle
3. Cowgirl at Harry's
4. Crista
5. Heidi
Krista for me, she's way too low onyour list, lad!

Is Heidi the barmaid in 'If I were a Carpenter'? She's a bonny lass too.

You've left off Chrissie too!
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Re: Wayne's conquests

Post by RHill » Thu Feb 14, 2013 5:54 pm

Any takers for Norma then? She would do you a lovely English breakfast the morning after if you don't mind the bread with the bits in?

Or was she the only woman Wayne never showed interest in?

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