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Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by BombersAway » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:40 pm

Could be plasterer then brickie, depends on who you talk to
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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by BombersAway » Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:42 pm

Thats how the pay goes
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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by Gary M » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:00 am

No wonder there's no Site Manager rank what with Moxey's psychological defect

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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by HerrPfister » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:26 am

Well, since the situation's vacant, i'll be Steve McQueen.
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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by Hedley Irwin » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:45 am

HerrPfister wrote:Well, since the situation's vacant, i'll be Steve McQueen.
Oh, hang on. I forgot about him
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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by HerrPfister » Mon Feb 25, 2013 7:49 am

Ah piss off. You chose the Kraut.

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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by Wal-NUFC » Mon Feb 25, 2013 9:30 am

you're not anymore, so rest assured
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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by HerrPfister » Wed Feb 27, 2013 10:47 pm

Dennis, man, I am a carpenter.

At least, I took woodwork at school.

50+ posts - yeah!

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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by Gary M » Wed Mar 06, 2013 2:10 pm

I just made plasterer :)

Now, can someone tell me how do I apply the plaster evenly over the whole wall? It's got bumps in it. Am I supposed to use a spirit level to check it? I'm bloody hopeless, man :? Is there any way I can delete posts and go back to being a sparky? At least I know how to wire a plug.

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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Mar 07, 2013 12:45 pm

why would you want to delete posts? :?
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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by Gary M » Thu Mar 07, 2013 2:42 pm

AWP Corsa Tim wrote:Here we are...

0-15 posts.. 'Apprentice'
15-50 posts.. 'Brickie'
50-75 posts.. 'Carpenter'
75-100 posts.. 'Electrician'
100-150 posts.. 'Plasterer'
150-250 posts.. 'Plumber'
250-500 posts.. 'Boozer'
500= posts.. 'Gaffer'
AWP Corsa Tim wrote:why would you want to delete posts? :?
Eeh, you aren't rowing with all your oars in the watter yer self man... :D

Deleting posts would reduce my post count and get me back in the 'trician range. At least then if the gaffer comes round I could 'wire something'.

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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Mar 07, 2013 3:40 pm

Aye.. The post count ranks can always be over looked and a 'Special' rank assigned with these boards..
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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by phoenix » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:04 pm

These are fictional ranks lol.You can't please some folk lol.

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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by Gary M » Thu Mar 07, 2013 8:18 pm

phoenix wrote:These are fictional ranks lol.You can't please some folk lol.
I thought we were discussing a fictional TV show.

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Re: Dennis man , Im not a carpenter!!

Post by Kemal » Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:27 pm

Ah so thats how the trades work.

Beleive it or not, I am a carpenter* in real life, I need to up my posts!




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