Talking Pet In Real Life

[Lou]

Just pour us a cuppa tea will yer!

[HerrPfister]

Started a new position today, same company but moved to a different branch; I was called over because there was an internal 'phone call for me. I told my colleague : "It cannae be for me, man; naebody knows I'm here..."

[Tracy]

Started a new position today, same company but moved to a different branch; I was called over because there was an internal 'phone call for me. I told my colleague : "It cannae be for me, man; naebody knows I'm here..."

[Tracy]

I get home from graft and Im tucking into me fishnchips, missus is watching that horrible Coronation Street. One of the characters says, "Ive just had the most brilliant idea." I shouted, "Oi, thats a Pet line that is. Why cant ya write ya own lines, copycats !" Missus growled, "SHUT UP !" I was straight in with, "Ya mean, shurrup man Majorie." With that, in the middle of her tea and cream cake, she got up and stormed out of the room ! Must be one of them chemical imbalances in her metabolism.

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

What and you didn't thrown in..."Oh dear she's just thrown a tantrum etc...."

[Lou]

Did she knock her chair over and run to the bog in tears?

[Tracy]

Did she knock her chair over and run to the bog in tears?

Na, she just came back and turned up the telly to full volume, and continued to watch it !

[Hallwood]

I don't know if this counts as an 'Aufing', but at work yesterday, I packed an order for a Mrs Brenda Hope.

[Lou]

I don't know if this counts as an 'Aufing', but at work yesterday, I packed an order for a Mrs Brenda Hope.

Was it her new bathroom tiles?

[Hallwood]

I don't know if this counts as an 'Aufing', but at work yesterday, I packed an order for a Mrs Brenda Hope.

Was it her new bathroom tiles?

I can't say. I wouldn't want Neville to find out if she has been buying expensive perfume.

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Eau de Auflet?....

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Got a nice one in at dinner last night.

"There's bread if anybody wants bread..."

[HerrPfister]

I don't know if this counts as an 'Aufing', but at work yesterday, I packed an order for a Mrs Brenda Hope.

Ha!, today I packed an order for a 'Tim Staveley'. A little bit of Pet to enliven an otherwise mundane working day...

[Breaking Away]

Wonder how many times he's heard from a lass, 'Well Tim, let's not bother eh.'

[Musta bin Elbowed]

Yes! A simple and yet delightful aufing on my sister tonight as she told me her plans for the week: "I might head off to Brighton and see Sarah for a few days, then I can get back and hook up with Lotte if she's around."

It was too good to resist and I couldn't help myself: "Who's Lotte?"