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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Sun Nov 13, 2016 1:11 pm

Just took Dave for a walk in the park and there was this trampy bloke sitting on a bench swigging beer from a can. My husband said " I think it's disgusting on a Sunday!"
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Post by Lou » Tue Nov 22, 2016 5:27 pm

Got a couple in today, the first one was a fluke. I had a sore eye when I got up and said to my daughter " I've got a dry eye. Oh ! Dry eye man!"
Next one I tripped over the dog and dropped my toast, so obviously it was "aaaaaaw me toast!"
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Mon Dec 12, 2016 11:16 pm

Got one in yesterday at work. One of the girls asked if I had a nice weekend. Said yes, I enjoyed the speedway but my face got sun burnt. She set me up perfectly with, "Oh well, you'll get a nice tan." I steamed in with, "No I wont, I peel I do !" :oops:
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Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Tue Dec 13, 2016 1:26 am

Tracy wrote:Got one in yesterday at work. One of the girls asked if I had a nice weekend. Said yes, I enjoyed the speedway but my face got sun burnt. She set me up perfectly with, "Oh well, you'll get a nice tan." I steamed in with, "No I wont, I peel I do !" :oops:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by rodoz » Sat Jan 14, 2017 1:13 pm

Just back from visiting my lad who had bought a coffee maker in the sales.
On the second morning of me saying at breakfast, 'Morning Denis, get the percolator on', he said, i take it this is another one from the show.
I must be speaking AWP more than i realised!

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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jan 14, 2017 4:41 pm

rodoz wrote:Just back from visiting my lad who had bought a coffee maker in the sales.
On the second morning of me saying at breakfast, 'Morning Denis, get the percolator on', he said, i take it this is another one from the show.
I must be speaking AWP more than i realised!
Were you hanging out of a window at the time?... :lol:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Sat Jan 21, 2017 1:30 am

I got one of the guys at work. He was up a ladder, trying to get the cover off the air-con unit. He was having trouble and asked if I could help. So up I go and sure enough, it was stuck. So in my best Ally Fraser, I said out loud, "Oh what the heck is going on here ? VICKI !"
He knew better than to ask ! :lol:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Mon Jan 30, 2017 10:20 am

Discussing what to cook for dinner the other night my husband said " I don't fancy meat",so in my best Hazel accent I replied "have fish then."
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Tracy » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:17 pm

Lou wrote:Discussing what to cook for dinner the other night my husband said " I don't fancy meat",so in my best Hazel accent I replied "have fish then."
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hedley Irwin » Mon Jan 30, 2017 6:23 pm

Surely Hazel was doing her best Lou accent, not the other way round!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Mon Jan 30, 2017 7:24 pm

Hedley Irwin wrote:Surely Hazel was doing her best Lou accent, not the other way round!
We probably sound the same hedley. You know us brummies......
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Mon Jan 30, 2017 8:40 pm

Did he early fish straight out of the toilet?
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:00 am

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:Did he early fish straight out of the toilet?
The early fish catches the worm does it Lee?...... :lol:
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Lou » Sat Feb 25, 2017 3:56 pm

This made me chuckle and I had to share it......
In the pub last nite with sister and brother in law and he was talking about how he's been watching awp at work in his lunch hour. He was saying how the younger colleagues had never heard of it. One of them asked why on earth Moxey would take a dartboard to Germany. Neil, my brother in law,( the one who thinks dogs who live in Spain bark with a Spanish accent, )answered with "well if he bought one in Germany all the numbers on it would be in German!" Poor Neil couldn't understand why we couldn't stop laughing! Classic!
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Re: Talking Pet In Real Life

Post by Hallwood » Wed Mar 01, 2017 7:11 pm

I Aufed myself the other day.

I was looking at a slideshow video of pictures of local pubs on my local newspaper's website, and up popped a picture of the building where I live now when it used to be a pub. I found myself shouting "Hey! This is this!"

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