Talking Pet In Real Life

[Breaking Away]

Makes a change...

[Tracy]

Your boomerang wont come back !

[Lou]

I used to think New Zealand was in Australia and Hong Kong was in China and Madagascar and Timbuktu and Kuala Lumpur were made up places! Needless to say I failed my geography exam...

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

I used to think Edinburgh was in Norfolk.

[Hallwood]

I used to think Scandinavia was a country.

[Lou]

Had a quiet day at work today so husband took me out for lunch. He said, go on, have one more gin, so I said, ee, Beattie ,this young man's trying to get me drunk!

[Sandro Gadgie]

I managed one the other day when watching the football on the telly at my brother's. As soon as the half time whistle went i said "Get the percolator on..."