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Christmas Eve in The Hut - Author Lou

Post by Lou » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:48 am

Christmas Eve morning in the Hut.
(Barry comes charging in carrying shopping bags)
Barry - "Lads, lads, look what I've got! I've been down the old town, look what I've bought!"
Oz - "Go on, dazzle wor...."
Barry - "I've had this brill idea, roight. I'm gonna make us all a Yule log!"
Moxey - "A what?"
Barry- "A Yule log."
Oz- "Ah, divvent bother with all that Barry man, if it's a Yule log you're after, I've just left one of them in the bog!" He he!
Barry - "Very funny Oz, very funny.(rolls eyes) "A Yule log, Moxey is a traditional Christmas cake in the shape of a log, covered in chocolate and decorated with holly and such like. It's very festive!"
Bomber - "chocolate! That's not a man's cake!"
Neville - "well I always thought a fruit cake was traditional at Christmas. Brenda always makes a fruit cake, like."
Barry- "Oh no, Neville, under no circumstances can I make a fruit cake! It's the nuts, you see. A fruit cake has to have nuts in it and I for one cannot go anywhere near a nut. I've got anaphylactic shock syndrome, I have!"
Moxey - "Anna who?"
Barry -(tuts and rolls eyes) "What do you mean, Anna who! Anaphylactic shock syndrome! It's a bloody allergy,innit, nerk!" If any kind of nut comes near me,I blow up like a puffer fish! Me throat swells up and everything! A packet of peanuts could kill me!!"no no, a Yule log it is, take it or leave it.
Wayne - "Well I'll leave it then, son. Bad for the image, eating cake. Now if it's crumpet your talking about, well that's a whole new ball game, innit, he he!"
Barry - "Trust you , Wayne to sully the festive season with cheap sexual innuendo, it's pathetic!"
Den - "look Barry, man if I were you I'd forget all about your bloody Yule log. It may have escaped your notice but the hut's not got a cooker, has it. So I don't know how your gonna bake your bloody cake!"
Barry "oh, bloody hell! I never thought of that, did I! What the piggin hell am I supposed to do with this turkey!!!" (Pulls a massive Turkey out of a carrier bag) the lads all burst out laughing.
Neville - " well Barry, I'd say you were S T U double F E D !!!"
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Post by Suzie Wong » Wed Dec 31, 2014 12:50 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: a wonderful contribution from Lou yet again!!!

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Post by Tracy » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:06 pm

Cracker Lou !!! [ Thats Kiwi for ' Top of the Bill' ! ]
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Post by Lou » Wed Dec 31, 2014 8:44 pm

Tracy wrote:Cracker Lou !!! [ Thats Kiwi for ' Top of the Bill' ! ]
Cheers Tracy !
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Post by AWPfanfromNZ » Wed Dec 31, 2014 9:24 pm

Nice work bro!
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Post by Lou » Wed Dec 31, 2014 10:16 pm

AWPfanfromNZ wrote:Nice work bro!
Thanks a lot glad u liked it!
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Post by AWPfanfromNZ » Wed Dec 31, 2014 11:17 pm

You got talent man!
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Post by Lou » Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:43 am

AWPfanfromNZ wrote:You got talent man!
Man! Man ! I'm a woman, man ! Ha ha , happy new year cxxxxxxxx
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Post by Breaking Away » Thu Jan 01, 2015 1:00 am

Aye , very good Lou.
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Post by Bomber » Fri Jan 02, 2015 5:20 pm

Nice one Lou!
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Post by shirley pollard » Fri Jan 02, 2015 8:13 pm

thats bloody brilliant lou !
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Post by Lou » Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:33 pm

Cheers m'dears!
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Post by AWPfanfromNZ » Sat Jan 03, 2015 10:43 pm

I can see a future writer in #teamDick&Ian !! :D
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Post by Lou » Sun Jan 04, 2015 2:46 pm

Glad to bring a ray of sunshine into your otherwise drab existence!
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Post by AWPfanfromNZ » Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:40 pm

You're very welcome indeed :D
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