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Favourite lines

Posted: Tue Dec 25, 2012 1:14 pm
by Ally Frasers clubs
Hi all, loving the new look site, not sure if this is in the right place and whether there's already a thread but I thought I would start a thread about peoples favourite lines from the show, not just the lads, I'll start with a couple:

Ally Fraser: i've been chasing round like a fart in a colander
Moxy: G U Y .... Gooey (talking about his nephew)
Barry: (OK it's obvious) Do you wanna come back to our 'ut
Oz: A porpoise? what do you feed that on?
Arthur "Tiger" Pringle: Piss off I don't serve Micks
Macgowan: I'm only drinking with you Geordie cos youre the Brit.

Sorry if some of them are not word perfect, its been a while since I watched them (been getting divorced!)

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 5:02 am
by Geordie
Oz: And you divn't even smoke (On finding out Moxy is an arsonist).

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Thu Jan 03, 2013 1:24 pm
by Hallwood
Neville at the doctors in Germany: I hit a door
German woman (can't remember her name): You HIT a DOOR?
Neville: Aw, I was trying to hit a friend.

:lol:

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 2:14 am
by Tracy
My favourite Tiger Pringle line in a word; drum roll.... "CAROL !!!"

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:26 pm
by Lynchy
Yep, real human beings....and students. Brilliant.

Oz and Moxey watching Open University discussing the merits of the silicone chip ! I also love the banter between Norma and Oz....".Well, we'll replace it like" now knowing that is his sister in real life you can actually imagine her giving Jimmy what for at home as they were growing up. And...."hoooorrrr ! Strawberries !" that has to be adlib.

It's still pleuting doon is it ?"

"What, he bet his wife on a card game !?"

"Rule Britannia ! Marmalade and jam, 5 Chinese crackers .......................Bang bang bang bang bang ! (left it cleaned up for the bairns)

"Feet, don't you fail me now, AND ! Keep, young and beautiful......da da da da dada da !.....If you wanna be loved !"........"and the trophy won't be going back to Wolverhampton this year"

Oz in series 3......"You have to agree, that was one hell of a late tackle"

I don't think you can beat Barry's immortal "Do wanna come back to our hut ?"

Lastly, an absolutely fantastic moment with all the lads when they hear "call me Tiger"

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:30 pm
by Duckegg
"Pretty long phonecall to play hunt the slipper!"

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:37 pm
by Duckegg
"yes she will will she...."
"JEAN. Get yourself in here."
"Who's Jean?"
"So this is what goes on is it, when I'm on the back shift?"

Sorry, some of that might not be exact but I'm quoting from
memory. I reckon this is my favourite scene from any episode. Some of Oz's crack is amazing. Every line makes me cry with laughter.
Like when he kicks Douglas's feet off the coffee table and says "24 inch pye?"

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 4:38 pm
by Duckegg
"A dee own the place actually!"

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 7:39 pm
by Tracy
AAAYYYEE, doont rubbish my area. We live erre, and you dooont !!!

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Tue Apr 16, 2013 10:41 pm
by AWP Corsa Tim
Oh... she will, will she?!?!

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2013 7:18 am
by Duckegg
Yes she will will she

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2013 10:24 am
by Samc87
There worse than rangers and celik man(being a gers fan myself made me chuckle)

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2013 10:21 am
by BarleyMow
The last one's Moxey, He was an Arsonist from Kirby, lol

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 1:22 pm
by racesgirl2000
Kicked you out, have they? Never mind, pull up a bed. We accept all sorts in here.

Re: Favourite lines

Posted: Thu May 28, 2020 7:39 am
by Londongal1983
Oi, oi, what's the word then?