Hi all, loving the new look site, not sure if this is in the right place and whether there's already a thread but I thought I would start a thread about peoples favourite lines from the show, not just the lads, I'll start with a couple:
Ally Fraser: i've been chasing round like a fart in a colander
Moxy: G U Y .... Gooey (talking about his nephew)
Barry: (OK it's obvious) Do you wanna come back to our 'ut
Oz: A porpoise? what do you feed that on?
Arthur "Tiger" Pringle: Piss off I don't serve Micks
Macgowan: I'm only drinking with you Geordie cos youre the Brit.
Sorry if some of them are not word perfect, its been a while since I watched them (been getting divorced!)
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Neville at the doctors in Germany: I hit a door
German woman (can't remember her name): You HIT a DOOR?
Neville: Aw, I was trying to hit a friend.
German woman (can't remember her name): You HIT a DOOR?
Neville: Aw, I was trying to hit a friend.
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Yep, real human beings....and students. Brilliant.
Oz and Moxey watching Open University discussing the merits of the silicone chip ! I also love the banter between Norma and Oz....".Well, we'll replace it like" now knowing that is his sister in real life you can actually imagine her giving Jimmy what for at home as they were growing up. And...."hoooorrrr ! Strawberries !" that has to be adlib.
It's still pleuting doon is it ?"
"What, he bet his wife on a card game !?"
"Rule Britannia ! Marmalade and jam, 5 Chinese crackers .......................Bang bang bang bang bang ! (left it cleaned up for the bairns)
"Feet, don't you fail me now, AND ! Keep, young and beautiful......da da da da dada da !.....If you wanna be loved !"........"and the trophy won't be going back to Wolverhampton this year"
Oz in series 3......"You have to agree, that was one hell of a late tackle"
I don't think you can beat Barry's immortal "Do wanna come back to our hut ?"
Lastly, an absolutely fantastic moment with all the lads when they hear "call me Tiger"
Oz and Moxey watching Open University discussing the merits of the silicone chip ! I also love the banter between Norma and Oz....".Well, we'll replace it like" now knowing that is his sister in real life you can actually imagine her giving Jimmy what for at home as they were growing up. And...."hoooorrrr ! Strawberries !" that has to be adlib.
It's still pleuting doon is it ?"
"What, he bet his wife on a card game !?"
"Rule Britannia ! Marmalade and jam, 5 Chinese crackers .......................Bang bang bang bang bang ! (left it cleaned up for the bairns)
"Feet, don't you fail me now, AND ! Keep, young and beautiful......da da da da dada da !.....If you wanna be loved !"........"and the trophy won't be going back to Wolverhampton this year"
Oz in series 3......"You have to agree, that was one hell of a late tackle"
I don't think you can beat Barry's immortal "Do wanna come back to our hut ?"
Lastly, an absolutely fantastic moment with all the lads when they hear "call me Tiger"
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"Pretty long phonecall to play hunt the slipper!"
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"yes she will will she...."
"JEAN. Get yourself in here."
"Who's Jean?"
"So this is what goes on is it, when I'm on the back shift?"
Sorry, some of that might not be exact but I'm quoting from
memory. I reckon this is my favourite scene from any episode. Some of Oz's crack is amazing. Every line makes me cry with laughter.
Like when he kicks Douglas's feet off the coffee table and says "24 inch pye?"
"JEAN. Get yourself in here."
"Who's Jean?"
"So this is what goes on is it, when I'm on the back shift?"
Sorry, some of that might not be exact but I'm quoting from
memory. I reckon this is my favourite scene from any episode. Some of Oz's crack is amazing. Every line makes me cry with laughter.
Like when he kicks Douglas's feet off the coffee table and says "24 inch pye?"
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"A dee own the place actually!"
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Yes she will will she
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There worse than rangers and celik man(being a gers fan myself made me chuckle)
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Kicked you out, have they? Never mind, pull up a bed. We accept all sorts in here.
Oi oi, what's the word then
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