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'The Magnificent 7' days.
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'The Magnificent 7' days.
7 days we have each week,
one or two may be quite bleak.
Well heres some news your smile to tweak,
each days a 'Pet' now have a peek;
Barry, "MONDAY ?! That only gives you, 3 days to finish me house !"
Moxey, "I knew this bloke once who killed himself on a TUESDAY."
Barry, "The nuptials, will take place next WEDNESDAY."
Mrs Oxlade, "No he comes THURSDAYS."
Den, "His only ambition is to see FRIDAYS come round again !"
Nev, "Its SATURDAY Bomber !"
Nev, "SUNDAY night. In a hut. In Dusseldorf."
If you thought rather [ dubious ] weak,
please forgive this Auf-Pet geek !
one or two may be quite bleak.
Well heres some news your smile to tweak,
each days a 'Pet' now have a peek;
Barry, "MONDAY ?! That only gives you, 3 days to finish me house !"
Moxey, "I knew this bloke once who killed himself on a TUESDAY."
Barry, "The nuptials, will take place next WEDNESDAY."
Mrs Oxlade, "No he comes THURSDAYS."
Den, "His only ambition is to see FRIDAYS come round again !"
Nev, "Its SATURDAY Bomber !"
Nev, "SUNDAY night. In a hut. In Dusseldorf."
If you thought rather [ dubious ] weak,
please forgive this Auf-Pet geek !

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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
Magic Tracy, magic.
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
Ally: Oh aye yes. Dennis, it's the old lady's birthday on Sunday
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
Den: Tuesday, we'll go on Tuesday after dinner.
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
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Brenda: I can take her to my mam's first thing Wednesday morning.
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
Ally: Saturday 15:45
Den: They don't do scheduled flights from here on a Saturday.
Den: They don't do scheduled flights from here on a Saturday.
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
Great stuff Tracy!
Oz: I'm not bothered about next week I'm bothered about Friday night, which is now in case you forgot.
Oz: I'm not bothered about next week I'm bothered about Friday night, which is now in case you forgot.
Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
Neville normally phones Brenda on Mondays and Fridays... Today's
Wednesday
Wednesday
Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
haha love how every day of the week has been mentioned. How about months?
Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
Errr November... It's me dads birthday, and he'll hand it over to me then.RHill wrote:haha love how every day of the week has been mentioned. How about months?
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
Too cold for the beach in bloody August

I need some slippers, and some soap
Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
If we make it through December.
Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
What fraulein October's art??
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.
Not sure if May is said, but Barry's letter to the lads is dated 15th May.


Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.
We're sophisticated blokes us, ya know.