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'The Magnificent 7' days.

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'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by Tracy » Tue Mar 18, 2014 4:49 am

7 days we have each week,
one or two may be quite bleak.
Well heres some news your smile to tweak,
each days a 'Pet' now have a peek;

Barry, "MONDAY ?! That only gives you, 3 days to finish me house !"
Moxey, "I knew this bloke once who killed himself on a TUESDAY."
Barry, "The nuptials, will take place next WEDNESDAY."
Mrs Oxlade, "No he comes THURSDAYS."
Den, "His only ambition is to see FRIDAYS come round again !"
Nev, "Its SATURDAY Bomber !"
Nev, "SUNDAY night. In a hut. In Dusseldorf."

If you thought rather [ dubious ] weak,
please forgive this Auf-Pet geek !
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by AlreetPal » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:20 pm

Magic Tracy, magic.
Shut ya yak will ya man, you snivelling little git.


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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by AlreetPal » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:22 pm

Ally: Oh aye yes. Dennis, it's the old lady's birthday on Sunday
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by AlreetPal » Tue Mar 18, 2014 12:24 pm

Den: Tuesday, we'll go on Tuesday after dinner.
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by AlreetPal » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:13 pm

Brenda: I can take her to my mam's first thing Wednesday morning.
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by AlreetPal » Tue Mar 18, 2014 1:17 pm

Ally: Saturday 15:45

Den: They don't do scheduled flights from here on a Saturday.
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by Musta bin Elbowed » Tue Mar 18, 2014 7:09 pm

Great stuff Tracy!

Oz: I'm not bothered about next week I'm bothered about Friday night, which is now in case you forgot.

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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by peng50 » Sat Mar 22, 2014 12:33 pm

Neville normally phones Brenda on Mondays and Fridays... Today's
Wednesday

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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by RHill » Sun Mar 23, 2014 12:31 am

haha love how every day of the week has been mentioned. How about months?

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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by peng50 » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:20 am

RHill wrote:haha love how every day of the week has been mentioned. How about months?
Errr November... It's me dads birthday, and he'll hand it over to me then.

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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by Hedley Irwin » Sun Mar 23, 2014 8:49 am

Too cold for the beach in bloody August
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by Tracy » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:33 am

Dusseldorf in Januarys no picnic mate.
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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by Kemal » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:46 am

If we make it through December.

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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by Kemal » Sun Mar 23, 2014 9:52 am

What fraulein October's art??

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Re: 'The Magnificent 7' days.

Post by AlreetPal » Sun Mar 23, 2014 11:20 am

Not sure if May is said, but Barry's letter to the lads is dated 15th May.

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