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Post by Lou » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:44 pm

I know youve all heard this but i saw something similar on Twitter the other day which made me chuckle.....
To find out the name of your, erm, private area, you have to name the last tv prog or film you watched. Incidentally mine was Hatton Garden! The husband's was Chernobyl.
Another funny one is your pop group name is the colour of your underwear and the last thing you ate. Mine today isThe White Cheese Curls.
Porno name in case anyone doesn't know is name of your first pet followed by mothers maiden name. I am Bobby Gull, which is crap but my husband is Spartacus Gibbs which is quite plauseable I thought......not that I'm a conneisuerre of porn, like.....whats yours?
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Post by Breaking Away » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:54 pm

Well, the last TV program I watched was Gogglebox, and I'm not sure that works for a bloke. But on Friday I went and saw Rocketman which I think is bang on!
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Post by Lou » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:05 pm

Oh I might have bloody known you'd be the first one, BA! What's your pop group name then and porn star name?
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Post by Lou » Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:08 pm

I wonder what's "the lads " would all be?
Any input......
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Post by Breaking Away » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:33 pm

Lou wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 6:05 pm
Oh I might have bloody known you'd be the first one, BA! What's your pop group name then and porn star name?
Nothing exciting there I'm afraid. Pop group is Black apple and George Forbes. Maybe if they were the other way around?
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Post by Breaking Away » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:26 am

What was the last movie you watched Tracy, Stuart Little?
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:18 pm

Sam Lowe for porno name.
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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:19 pm

Black Chocolate for pop group....
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Post by Tracy » Tue Jun 04, 2019 8:04 pm

Breaking Away wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:26 am
What was the last movie you watched Tracy, Stuart Little?
Stuart who ? Na man, 'Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.' "Someone say 1 2 3 go." :lol:
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Post by Lou » Wed Jun 05, 2019 6:45 am

Auf Wiedersehen, Pet wrote:
Tue Jun 04, 2019 7:19 pm
Black Chocolate for pop group....
Sounds more like a porno name Lee
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Post by Hallwood » Sat Jun 08, 2019 8:29 am

Corn star names?!?

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Post by Auf Wiedersehen, Pet » Sat Jun 08, 2019 1:35 pm

This is a great way to give away your passwords too.
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Post by Lou » Sun Jun 09, 2019 12:00 pm

Oh dear.....
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