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‘McGowan’s pissed off with the dartboard....’

Story Name - The Alien. Author - Tracy Premise - After McGowan pissed off with the dartboard, Dennis meets up with Dagmar for a coffee

Dagmar - "So what was that all about with Grunwald ?"

Den - "Well, it turns out that our boss is not quite the happily married family man he makes out."

Dagmar - "What happily married family man is this ?"

Den - "He told me and the lads he spent Sundays at home with them."

Dagmar - "Nonsense ! He lives at the same house as his wife but that is all. Their children are teenagers and have all left home.

As for their marriage, one of, how you say, convenience !"

Den - "Ah well that explains where we found him."

Dagmar - "I can just imagine. You are not going to tell me ?"

Den - "I will one day bonny lass. Its just such a relief to have one over him."

Dagmar - "I too have that pleasure. You know he tried to proposition me once."

Den - "Neva !"

Dagmar - "Oh yes, that is why he now treats me with the greatest respect because I told him "no" and that I would report him to

the authorities should he ever try that again. From that day on, no troubles !"

Den - "What about Ulrich ?"

Dagmar - "Egon ? What about him ?"

Den - "Egon ? That should be Grunwald's name. Sure got egg on his face ! ha-ha."

Dagmar - "Ha-ha, that is funny."

Den - "I thought so. No what I mean is, has Ulrich tried any funny business ?"

Dagmar - "No, certainly not with me. But then I would not have expected him to."

Den - "Why ever not ?"

Dagmar - "Well, he is gay !"

Den - "Gay ?!"

Dagmar - "Oh yes ! He does not like that to be known but it is no secret among the German workers. If he was going to proposition

anyone, I expect it would be your Oz."

Den - "Bloody hell ! I tell ya what petal, thats one secret I’m definitely gonna keep to me’sell like !"

They laugh, raise their coffee cups, scene fades out.