© Auf Wiedersehen, Pet is copyright of ITV Studios, BBC & Franc Roddam.
HOME ABOUT BEHIND THE SCENES FILMING LOCATIONS BECO BUILDING SITE SHOP CAST FORUM FANS VIDEOS LINKS CONTACT
AUF
WIEDERSEHEN
OFFICIAL FANSITE

‘Laugh? I nearly bought me own beer....’

Story Name - Wayne's letter to his sister, and he cant stand her! Author - Tracy Holmes Premise - In ‘Private Lives’, Wayne mentioned that he had started writing to his sister, who he couldn’t stand! The reason? Well, Wayne wanted to have his wicked way with the little fraulein at the Post Office didn’t he.... .
Hello Sis, whats the word then ? Now hang about, before you throw this away, I just want you to know that Im sorry for things what happened. Like when I laughed at your dearly beloved husband's misfortune while jogging. And I know it didnt help when he was in hospital and I said he looked like an Egyptian mummy, but as long as his pecka could still stand, it wasnt a total disaster ! Probably a bit insensative on my part. But come to think of it, not as sensative as his !!! No, I really do hope all is well in that department after all the therapy.   I’m also sorry for shagging your best friend. Well she was up for it and well worth it but thinking about it now, we should not have used your bedroom. The lies about not feeling well and her missing the netball practice, it was all down to me. But she wanted your room, honest. I think all the Bay City Rollers posters turned her on. And she did laugh at my Woody joke. What you also have to remember Sis, is the fact I paid for that with the black eye her brother gave me. Still, rather that than her old man finding out eh ?! Wouldnt be writing to you now would I ?! Haha. Anyway, I am sorry for getting up your nose and I dont want us to be strangers. When Im back home, perhaps we can meet up ? Could be a giggle.  Thats it for now, your brother Wayne.   PS. I will try not to laugh when I think of the names you will call me as I’m jumpin this cute little Fraulein who works at this Post Office !
Wayne