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Talking Pet In Real Life

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Sun May 15, 2022 9:37 pm
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by peng50 » Tue Apr 16, 2013 9:36 am » in General Chat
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Must admit for years I've always uttered those famous words I'm Home Pet
whenever I walked through the front door.

Also made the Oz Whoo Hoo Hoo noise as I've jumped in the swimming pool
with the kids on Holidays

Said Donkey Shite to me mates...

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My missus (a non Pet-watcher) inadvertently Aufed me last night. She was making fudge and told me it's just two ingredients: Chocolate and condensed milk .
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Last post by Musta bin Elbowed
Sun May 15, 2022 9:37 pm
Friends Reunited

Last post by racesgirl2000 « Sat May 14, 2022 12:46 pm
Posted in Fan Fiction
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by racesgirl2000 » Tue Aug 24, 2021 12:42 pm » in Fan Fiction

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Chapter 1- The Great Escape

July 23rd 1990

It was cloudy in Tynemouth but warm and still as cheerful as it always was even as it threatened to rain. Dennis Patterson stood outside his ex-wife Vera's house muttering lightly to himself as his eyes...

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Chapter 9- to the Rescue

A few minutes later, the others were at Dennis and Christine’s house when Wayne asked “What's the word then?”

“Ah’ll tell ya what the word is, Wayne,” Dennis answered. “Ally bloody Fraser's kidnapped our Moxey and he wants...

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Last post by racesgirl2000
Sat May 14, 2022 12:46 pm
Here is Practical Explanation about Next Life, Purpose of Human Life, philosophical/religious facts, theories etc.

Last post by Trevor « Sat May 14, 2022 12:33 pm
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by vefaa » Sat May 07, 2022 2:20 am » in The Barley Mow

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Practical Explanation ( For Example ) :- `1st of all can you tell me every single seconds detail from that time when you born ?? ( i need every seconds detail ?? that what- what you have thought and done on every single second )

can you tell me...

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I'm sure Barry Norman will be delighted to hear the rest of it

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Last post by Trevor
Sat May 14, 2022 12:33 pm
Little fleas have lesser fleas.........

Last post by Tracy « Fri May 13, 2022 6:31 pm
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by 936trt » Thu Nov 25, 2021 2:32 pm » in Fan Fiction
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Little fleas have lesser fleas……

Dennis Paterson and Neville Hope are reflecting on the beneficial effects of alcohol and a virtuous life , relaxing in Debbies back garden .

Neville :” Aye we should be pleased the way things turned out....

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Poor Oz. Ah well, one door shuts, another one slams in ya face ! :lol:
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Last post by Tracy
Fri May 13, 2022 6:31 pm
Wordle

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Thu May 12, 2022 2:30 am
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by Breaking Away » Tue May 10, 2022 12:41 pm » in The Barley Mow

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Gan canny man!

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That's a canny answer man!

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Last post by Musta bin Elbowed
Thu May 12, 2022 2:30 am
Things that make you go hmmm

Last post by Musta bin Elbowed « Wed May 11, 2022 2:01 am
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by Herr Ullrich » Sun Feb 17, 2013 3:32 pm » in Cock Up, Blunder Like.....
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A couple of things that have always sprung to mind are:

Has anyone considered the actual route which Barry took to get to Jeddah on old-faithful ? Bearing in mind that this was the peak of the cold-war, didn't think you could simply breeze through...

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This one makes me laugh rather than go hmmm but anyway...

Dagmar introduces Dennis to Christa in English and then in the very next breath she says it's ok to talk in front of her, I don't think she speaks English :lol:
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Last post by Musta bin Elbowed
Wed May 11, 2022 2:01 am
howdo

Last post by Trevor « Tue May 10, 2022 6:56 pm
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by Trevor » Thu May 05, 2022 2:51 pm » in Guten Tag!

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Hi all,

thanks for letting me join the forum, been enjoying the various threads. Seemingly like many on here, AP is a series I gravitate to when things get too much. Great escapism in a show that gave you comedy, drama and just downright...

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Thanks all for the nice welcome.

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