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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Sun Feb 03, 2013 2:51 pm

Dennis: Did anybody see Albert RN?
Oz: I saw Albert Bennett. Cor, what a centre forward he was!

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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:01 pm

Neigh room at the inn.. again.. Same old story, sudden party of travelling salesmen booked in this afternoon, know what i mean..
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by RHill » Sun Feb 03, 2013 3:06 pm

"Don't take your love to town......Ruuu bbbby"

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Post by Brendan Mulcahy » Mon Feb 04, 2013 11:54 am

So I went down to Gatwick and flew to Florida, it was 299 poond forwa fourteen neets
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Post by Mick in Oz » Mon Feb 04, 2013 12:49 pm

This is like a spy book I read once ya knaw...........love spy books me......
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Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:04 pm

You might be right for once Arthur, shall we go through to the lounge lads?!
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Post by Tracy » Mon Feb 04, 2013 7:54 pm

Ya got wor money ?!
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Wed Feb 06, 2013 9:45 am

Talking to Barry in the Cuban prison:

"Aye, [Chrissie] is a character. She's gone now. Den shagged her!"

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by HerrPfister » Wed Feb 06, 2013 2:46 pm

(in the brothel)
'Hey look, there's Ayatollah. OY! AYATOLLAH! IT'S NOT ALLOWED IN YOUR COUNTRY. THEY FIND OOT, THEY'LL CHOP IT OFF!'

'Mine hurts like hell, but naebody cares aboot me'

Mackem : Got any family in Newcastle then?
Oz : Nah, nah. ... Only the wife...

Neville : Pass us that trowel, Oz. ... OZ!!!
Dennis : He's sending you to Coventry, man. Or wherever the German equivalent is.
Oz : Dresden.

Harry Blackburn : So what was it like in the Falklands?
Oz : It was nae picnic, son.
HB : What was the worst thing? The cold? Or the lack of women?
Oz : They were both bad like, but i'd have to say the worst thing was those bloody Jim Davidson visits.

It's nothing personal,like. It's just I was brought up to believe dicky up the chufter is vile, and wrong.
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Wed Feb 06, 2013 4:41 pm

I hope that's not your hand, Moxey!

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Wed Feb 06, 2013 5:23 pm

And just me and you Barry, all alone... -Driving to the Trout Stream..
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Tracy » Wed Feb 06, 2013 8:07 pm

Well Im is their age !
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by HerrPfister » Thu Feb 07, 2013 10:36 am

I told you never to wake me before daylight, slave...
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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by Hallwood » Thu Feb 07, 2013 12:21 pm

THWACK! That's for one of your dragons, THWACK! and that's for the other.

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Re: Oz Quotes

Post by AWP Corsa Tim » Thu Feb 07, 2013 5:31 pm

oh ay, i suppose where you come from its candle lit dinners is it!? and a mug of sherry,..
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