Talking Pet In Real Life

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

I Aufed myself the other day.

I was looking at a slideshow video of pictures of local pubs on my local newspaper's website, and up popped a picture of the building where I live now when it used to be a pub. I found myself shouting "Hey! This is this!"

You should have thrown on Black Beauty!

[Lou]

Sitting on the decking yesterday and we noticed the farmer had installed solar panels on his barn.
My husband said " it must be a bugger to heat"!

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

Decking? Check you out!

[Lou]

Not as posh as it sounds lee believe me.

[Lou]

In the conservatory with a glass (or two) of wine while all the lads have buggered off to the villa/blues Derby. Got an 80's on I player and Johnny by the fine young cannibals has just been on. Me and Amy have done the dialogue for the cannibals scene. "Why, in the office, like......."

[rodoz]

I'm having a glass of shandy in the parlour waiting for pick of the pops to come on.

[Lou]

God sheena Easton......my baby takes the morning train......
Why dont ya write yer own songs, copycats!

[Auf Wiedersehen, Pet]

You live in a dream world you do Lou....

[Lou]

Aye but it's a lot better than the real thing Lee! Haha!

[Hallwood]

A colleague of mine at work forgot the name of one of our other colleagues, and so she asked me.

I replied "they call her Christine".

[rodoz]

The lad and his girl were over visiting this weekend.
Told them I'd put them in a double over looking the croquet lawn.

[Lou]

The husband has been ill all week, he got into bed last night and did this feeble cough three times. He sounded exactly like Helmut's dad so I or course had to get in "rauchen its nicht gut fur zie!"

[Lou]

Not talking pet as such, more like reminded me of pet......my sister said today that her daughter was out in Birmingham town last night and a girl face palmed her friend?!
Apparently it's what Oz did to Martin cooper.

[Hallwood]

I was reading a football magazine, and the name of a player in Romania caught my eye. I wonder if his parents were AWP fans?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Man

[Tracy]

I was reading a football magazine, and the name of a player in Romania caught my eye. I wonder if his parents were AWP fans?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dennis_Man

haha brilliant !