Stan Hey - 10 Questions...
Back in 2012, I sent out a message on Twitter, Facebook and
the Forum telling how Stan Hey, writer of episodes from
Series 1 & 2 of Auf Wiedersehen, Pet, had agreed to answer
fan questions. Stan Hey was the writer of episodes, ‘Home
Thoughts From Abroad’ & ‘When The Boat Goes Out’ from
series 1. He also wrote some of the fans favourite episodes
from Series 2, 'A Home From Home' 'Cowboys' 'No Sex
Please We're Brickies' and 'Law and Disorder'. Questions
ranged from how he got involved with Auf Wiedersehen, Pet,
to his favourite episodes and also how did they cope with
Gary Holton’s death.
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Stan Hey
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 1983 - 2016
Q. How did you first get involved with Auf
Wiedersehen, Pet? Was it something you went
looking for, or were you approached by Ian and
Dick?
A. I got involved with ‘AWP’ because I’d co-written the
pilot for a comedy series in 1982. It was commissioned
by Witzend, Dick and Ian’s production company,
managed by Allan McKeown. My co-writer, Andrew
Nickolds and I, had written two series of the LWT
comedy ‘Agony’ in 1979/80, and had also written a
comedy pilot about two young musicians in the 1960s,
made by ATV, which later became Central Television – I
think Witzend had seen this, The Witzend pilot was
based on a 1960’s hair-dresser, exactly what McKeown
had been, though he later moved on to be stylist for
movies – look for his name on the end-credits of ‘Get
Carter’! The pilot, ‘A Cut Above’ was recorded in
Birmingham in 1982 – unfortunately it took place on
the day that Argentina invaded the Falklands so the
audience that came to watch was very far from wanting
a good laugh. The pilot got turned down by Central, the
only success being McKeown bagging off with the
actress Tracey Ullman who’d been the co-star. They
married not long after. Ten months later I got a call
from Allan to come to his office and have a look at a
series they were doing that needed additional writers. It
was a Saturday morning, a misty February, and there it
was in a cassette – some very rough, unedited, footage
of ‘The Lads’ on a German building site (in Elstree, as is
well known). Dick and Ian had started it after Franc
Roddam had told them about all his mates going
abroad to find jobs – Geoffrey Howe’s 1981 budget put
three million people on the dole, it should be
remembered. Central had commissioned the series (13
episodes - impossible today) but Dick and Ian were
falling behind because Dick had gone off to direct
‘Water’, a film they’d written. Over liver and onions in a
Notting Hill restaurant Allan asked me if I was
interested and if I could come up with an idea for an
episode. All the main characters – Oz, Dennis, Neville,
Barry, Wayne – had been fleshed out but Bomber didn’t
have a story so far, so I suggested doing one about his
daughter running away from home to be with her dad.
I talked it through in a meeting with Ian and producer
Martin McKeand, and they asked me to get on with it. I
am a Liverpudlian by birth and upbringing and had
never been to Newcastle but I had Geordie friends at
university and could do/write the accent. Bomber was
West County anyway. The script (‘Home Thoughts From
Abroad’, Episode 5) was recorded a couple of months
later. Then in mid- May I got another call – could I write
the last episode of the series? In ten days.....
Q. The first series is one of the most popular, did
you have a favourite episode which you wrote
for that series?
A. Writing ‘When the Boat Goes Out’ was a great
responsibility, and a big thrill. I’ve looked in my diary
and I started on Monday May 23rd - vowing not to
drink at all during the writing – and delivered the script
on Wednesday June 1st. There was so much stuff to get
in – all the romances; who was staying on in Germany,
who was going home; Neville’s tattoo; where next, etc.
But because of that, and what Dick and Ian had set up,
it became fairly clear what needed to happen to each
character. I borrowed from Tony Hancock’s ‘Blood
Donor’ for Oz’s finale in the hospital. So the story
flowed – the read-through, with the actors, took place
just two days later on June 3rd.
Q. When writing ‘When The Boat Goes Out’, did
you have any alternative endings apart from the
hut burning down? Dan Slider, The Forum.
A. There is a lot of arguments on how the hut burning
down came about – on the ‘Drama Connections’
programme Dick blamed me for doing it, which is just
ridiculous, partly because a novice writer wouldn’t have
the power to make a decision like that, and partly
because Ian was in the meeting when that ending was
decided upon. There were two realities in play – Central
had sold the Elstree site to the BBC, who wanted it as
the base for a new soap opera (East Enders, and later
Holby City), so the building site was going to be bull-
dozed soon anyway. The other reality, acknowledged in
the script, was that the ‘casual labour’ market in the
German construction industry had ended, and all
‘gastarbeiten’ (overseas workers) had to register and
pay tax. So we couldn’t return to the building site either
fictionally or practically. There was a meeting with Ian,
Martin and director Roger Bamford and myself – after
a lot of chat, the fire became the best idea and I
remember Ian shouting ‘That’s it, the hut has got to go!
The hut must burn!’. As it turned out, I thought it was a
spectacular, and funny end to the series – it was filmed
on June 22nd 1983.
Q. Was there a feeling of there only being 1
series, or did everyone think this was a run away
success, and a second series was a definite?
A. The other reality at the time was that Central’s
drama department had decided they didn’t really think
much of the show and had not commissioned a
second series. So burning the hut was partially a ‘f***
you’ to them. Everybody was about to go their separate
ways. Of course, come the autumn when the show
went out, 14 millions viewers started tuning in and
Central had to start thinking about a u-turn. Their
original decision not to go ahead with a second series
explains the three-year gap between Series 1 and 2.
Q. Did you have more fun writing for series 1,
which was based around separate stories, or
series 2, which was a full story over 13 episodes?
A. It took well over 18 months to sort out new contracts
for the actors who, as famous faces, could now ask for
a considerable rise in their fees. Various
meetings/lunches took place to decide where the new
series should be set. Series 1 had a unique flavour –
working in squalor overseas – and we thought hard
how that could be re-created. There was talk of going to
the Falklands to rebuild it after the war; going to Saudi
Arabia where there was no drink and few available
women; staying at home; and going out to Spain,
because there was a lot of stuff at the time about
British criminals living there with immunity. In truth, we
were all a bit stuck – nothing could replace the special
appeal of the site and the hut. But as I’d now been
invited onto the show as a team member, not just a
David Fairclough-style substitute, I had some input in
the story-lining. I was assigned Episodes 5-7, all at
Thornley Manor, and could see that recreating ‘hut
squalor’ could be achieved by making the lads stay
there while they were rebuilding it, because no pub or
hotel in the area would put them up. I came up with
‘Arthur’ the Nazi landlord as their lead opponent. There
had also been a ‘recce’ to Spain in February 1985, with
Dick, Ian, Martin and Roger, which wasn’t much fun –
running across the real-life crims in their English style
bars, rooted in an East End lifestyle despite the sun and
sangria.
Q. What was the general feeling in the camp
going into the second series, was it one of
excitement? Worry that it wouldn't live up to the
heights of the first? or a bit of both? Dale83 , The
Forum.
A. So, all in all, it was tough getting the collective mojo
working on the second series – the difficult second
album. But we had some great actors on the team, and
their established characters had a lot of mileage in
them. This was probably why the drama became more
of a serial – we had fewer ‘events’ and ‘plots’ but more
time to extend and enjoy the characters.
Q. Did you ever visit any of the locations, or lads
while filming?
A. Series 2 was split between England and Spain, nine
and four respectively. I was able to go on location more
easily in England, than in Spain (expenses) and went to
Nottingham – where the new Carlton company was
based – on several occasions. I mostly remember being
on site for the big punch-up between the lads and Ally’s
enforcers. I did go to Spain a couple of times – most
notably when the lads wandered into the exclusive
Marbella Club, surprising a very unamused Chelsea FC
chairman Ken Bates. I should mention that in the recce,
we all went into Puerto Banus one night, but as driver
Roger got to the main highway, he looked the wrong
way and was about to drive out in front of a large
container lorry when we screamed at him to stop –
another two seconds and it would have been ‘Auf
Wiedersehen’ for Dick, Ian, Martin, Roger, me and any
more AWPs.
Q. How was it that ideas and clever writing came
up so quickly after we found out Gary had
passed? Tim Wagstaff, The Forum.
A. Gary’s death was a shock but not exactly a total
surprise – he lived the rock-n’roll lifestyle even as an
actor, just ask the Nottingham housewives he’d go off to
see during breaks in shooting. His death happened
after we’d finished shooting in Spain, so there was no
possibility of writing/editing him out. We all sat down
for several days looking at the scenes still to be shot in
England which had Wayne in them. Some of the
rewriting was relatively easy – we had ‘Wayne’ on film in
Spain going into a club, then dodging off to the loo, or
to see a girl as we shot the interior scenes in the Lenton
Lane Studios in Nottingham. We did use a ‘stunt double’
where necessary. We all had to work on it – writers,
directors and especially the continuity department. It
was a sombre business.
Q. Did you have a favourite character, one that
you particularly enjoyed writing for?
A. All the characters were enjoyable to write for,
because the actors were so good and supportive.
‘Bomber’ and ‘Moxey’ were a bit neglected at first but
we extended their stories as we went along. Oz was the
funniest to write for, simply because Jimmy was game
for most things, and happy to play the comic thug but
providing Tim Spall’s ‘Barry’ with his little speeches
about life were a great joy. Kevin has gone on to great
success because he’s our ‘Henry Fonda’, noble, strong,
fighting for the weak. I hear that Jimmy is doing a
musical with Sting!
Q. Do you have any stories/scenes/episodes that
didn't make it on screen that you can share with
us?
A. I think you could have guessed by now that over 26
episodes, anything that got cut first time round would
almost always find a home in another episode, so there
wasn’t much scrap material left behind. I think I did
something in one episode about Neville taking guitar
lessons but making it look like he was visiting a brothel
– it was patched into another episode that ran short.
Q. Did you enjoy the latest series back in
2002/04? Would you have created a different
storyline, and if so, what would you have liked to
have seen the lads doing?
A. I watched the revivals and thought the lads were
fantastic – there simply hasn’t been a greater team of
actors in British drama, in my biased opinion. Because
of the gap between the old and new series I could
watch the later ones dispassionately, and just enjoy
them as a punter. I never really thought, ‘oh, that
should have been better’, because my involvement had
long gone.
Q. And finally, what are you working on now?
A. Current work involves developing a drama set in the
ship-broking world of Liverpool – another workplace
drama! I’m also trying to sell my film script about
Marvin Gaye living in England with an old aristo lady
for a year. Most recent credits were three ‘Dalziel and
Pascoe’ films. But I’m touched to me remembered for
my work on ‘AWP’, of which I will always be proud.
Many thanks to Stan Hey for answering a few
questions.
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