‘Home Thoughts From Abroad’...
Earlier this month, we reached out to friend of the Fansite
Stan Hey, writer of several classic episodes of Auf
Wiedersehen, Pet including 'Home Thoughts From Abroad'.
To celebrate 37 years of the greatest comedy/drama to grace
British TV screens, we asked Stan to tell us about his
memories from this classic episode. How he got asked to
write it, where the ideas come from and Stan also shows us
his never before seen original hand written script drafts from
1983!
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Auf Wiedersehen, Pet 1983 - 2020
‘Home Thoughts From Abroad’ – AWP, Series 1,
Episode 5
I realised when I came to write this AWP snippet
that my association with the programme goes
back five years further than my marriage – one
involves the plight of the down-trodden man, and
the other shows the resilience of workers forced
to go abroad for jobs. My first involvement came
on Saturday February 12th in 1983 when I was
called into the Witzend Office in Notting Hill for a
10.30 am meeting with Allan McKeown, the
company’s chief executive. Witzend was officially
based in Los Angeles, where Dick Clement and Ian
La Frenais now lived, allowing them to write for
both American and British TV.
I had met Allan a year earlier when I co-wrote a
comedy pilot called ‘A Cut Above’ for
Witzend/Central TV. It was about a young
hairdresser in the swinging 60s, based on
McKeown’s pre-TV life. He later moved into film,
with a ‘Hair Design’ credit on every Geordie’s
favourite thriller ‘Get Carter’. The pilot was
recorded on a Sunday night in Birmingham, on the
day that Britain declared war on Argentina. The
live audience was far from being amused. Central
later showed the pilot but turned down a series.
But at least Allan had found the love of his life,
Tracey Ullman or ‘that bird with the great pins’ as
he called her when he first spotted her at
rehearsals.
So there we were, on a distinctly non-LA
morning, with fog shrouding the city and he puts a
cassette-tape into a player, one with no music, no
colour and rough sound showing a group of
scruffy men working on a building site. I thought it
was a social documentary before Allan explained
the show. And because Dick was away filming
‘Water’ they needed another writer to come in and
write an episode as they were behind schedule.
We worked through the actors and their
characters – I recognised Tim Healy from his
appearance in ‘A Captain’s Tale’, a football film
from 1982, but couldn’t place the rest. I also
worried that this might be too close to Alan
Bleasdale’s brilliant drama ‘Boys from the Black
Stuff, but Allan explained that this was about men
forced to work abroad, and that the show would
be mainly comic.
Over a working lunch, I started to get ideas and
buffed up my credentials by listing jobs I’d done
such as petrol pump attendant, car washer, hod-
carrier tobacco factory worker, bin-man so I knew
about the working man’s humour. I’d never been
to Newcastle but knew a few Geordies from
university. By the end of the lunch, I was hooked,
and hired – and I’d come up with an idea for
Bomber, who hadn’t featured much in a story.
‘Can you work it up for Tuesday, then, and go and
see Ian and producer Martin McKeand at Elstree
Studios?’
This was my first taste of the production’s ‘seat of
the pants’ methods. Over two days, with a break
on Monday night to see Luther Vandross in
concert (that dates me), I worked up story ideas.
Then it was the train up to Elstree for a chat with
Martin and Ian, a tour of the ‘German’ building site
and The Hut, and then a lunch at an Italian
restaurant on the high street – most ‘AWP’
meetings revolved around a restaurant visit, a
civilised approach that has now disappeared – you
are lucky if you get a glass of water at script
meetings these days. I came away with a general
approval for my ideas but was told to stay away
from ‘sex and pulling, and to keep Dennis and Oz
in the background.’
I went home and worked through the key story
elements – the top ‘layer’ was Bomber’s daughter
disappearing from home, then turning up at the
site after he’d left to go back to England. The
second strand was Neville’s continuing search for
extra money to send back to Brenda – the Indian
restaurant with German speaking staff had
happened to me on a 1981 visit to Hamburg to
see Kevin Keegan’s last game there. The overall
theme was a sort of home sickness setting in for
some of the lads.
I faxed (remember them?) my scene plan to
Martin and was asked to start writing on Monday
28th, just over a fortnight on from the meeting with
Allan. A week later I was asked for a list of new
interior sets that I needed apart from the site and
the hut – Bomber’s home and the Indian
restaurant were the main two.
I worked out the script with pen and paper at
first, then typed it up and took it in to Elstree on
the 16th March. On the 29th there was a
rewrite/cuts meeting, then another lunch and on
Friday 8th April I got a lift up to the studios with the
episode’s director Baz Taylor (known as ‘two-
dinners’) with whom I’d worked before on an
episode of ‘Hazell’. The ‘Baz’ tag was also
borrowed for the name of a certain Series Two
strong-man.
On Monday 18th April, there was the read-
through of the script, and I met ‘The Lads’ for the
first time, being given a kind welcome which
eased my nerves about what they might say. On
Monday 8th May, recording began – as I watched, I
was taken to one side by Martin. I thought it might
be the brush-off but he said quietly ‘we need
another episode, the last one of the series, and
very quickly, like by the end of the month’. But
that’s another story.
Note: The young actress who played Bomber’s
daughter Tracy, Lucinda Edmonds, later became a
highly successful novelist.
Exclusive: Below are 2 of Stan’s original hand
written early draft scripts from 1983, featuring the
now infamous Oz ‘Guard the Door’ scene!
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